Provo Let the Sock Puppet Theatre Commence!

So, are we finished with the Sock Puppet Theatre yet? I haven't been on here much, so don't know if anyone will be able to guess who I am.

I really like my sig.

 

Do not be so anxious to end this bliss...it is not over until the Fat Cat sings. And my cat hasn't had enough to eat yet.

As per your character, though you may have said little, you have left some clues behind you. All it takes is a little detective work.

 

all right sherlock.....do you know who everyone is? have you been double dippin in the force sauce and getting revelatioin into whos hand is in the sock? hmmmm? have you ever stopped to consider that it might be the nice thing to do to pass around the special jiggly side force sauce and share with all the others? or maybe you're just a mean person who never shares with the rest of the class and beats up on all the kids named vogslow, or marindicate. yeah, i'll bet thats exactly the type of person you are.

 

Ahh, actually it's my cat that has the connection with the force which reveals to me the puppeteers. I might be evil and mean, but then again, would that be my sock or would that be the real me? Maybe you'll never know!

 

Whoa...I never thought socks could be so deep in conversation...I mean, jello, statistics, bending spoons, chicken...it's all too much for my little ol' brain to handle...

 

My statistics show that no one will ever be able to guess who I am.

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Tell that to your stinkin' cat kitty cat girl. Let it try to determin who I am and my true motivations for being here in this place right now.

I'll tell you why.

My statistics show that the only way that I can feel better about myself and the pathetic life that I live is to make fun of people. Usually I say something mean then run and hide in my VW Bug, but this place has given me a forum the likes of which I've never experienced before. I boggle your minds with my superiour intelect then laugh as you scurry around like drunken field mice. You all think that you can figure out who I am, well you're sorely mistaken. Your guess fall so short that it only makes me laugh more at your lathargic thoughts. I have no fear now. I am invinsible, who will never know who I am and thus I can say and do anything I like.

 

My statistics show that I'm sorry for my outburst.

My statistics show that I've had a hard day at work.

My statistics show that, as fast as fast can be you'll never catch me.

My statistics show that the true form behind JawaJuice is no other than Boo Raddley.

 

My statistics show that I don't even know who this Boo guy is, if that gives you any clue to who I am, and it ought to.

As for not guessing who you are, the VW bug crack was obviously an attempt to make people think that you're Marold. But, unless Marold was trying to commit sock-suicide, you are not Marold and you are someone who was just trying to throw a poor Jawa off his trail. I could make a guess at who you are, but that would reveal who I'm not, now wouldn't it, and I have already revealed that I am neither Boo nor Marold.

So, you silly statfreak, try and guess who I am! Mwahahahahaaaaa! Or should I say, Uuti-nni?

 

Hey, maybe when we figure out who's who on the message board, we should all PM Naraven with our guesses, and then the person who is closest in guesses wins. After that everyone's guesses are revealed and the real people behind the socks will come out. That way the person who posts their guesses first will not be revealed because their guesses do not include their own character, and thus, they ARE that character. But Navaren would have to cooperate on this endeavor, now wouldn't she?

You see, now I have revealed myself to not be Naraven as well! But you still won't guess who I am...Uuti-nni!

 

I, like, have totally no idea who any of you are. 'Cause I'm way not good at this. I need, like, anvils dropped on me to figure it out. Not happy.

Just thought I'd try the Valley Girl thing for a post. Not so good.

 

Boo Radley is a fictional character from To Kill A Mockingbird. He is a symbol of childhood innocence and the death of such.
Unfortunately, JawaJuice, you are much too cynical to be such an icon.

As for The Black Death, couldn't it be Marold, throwing us off the scent pretending that she is pretending to be Marold? I'm just trying to spark the flickers of doubt...
not really giving my guesses. My cat knows all- there is no point in telling those who mock.

 

Well, from that little shpeal I'm pretty sure who "Ilikemycat" is. And I vaguely remember a guy named Boo from To Kill a Mockingbird...I read it way back in seventh grade, so I don't really recall...

So why is the Dude_of_Death calling me Boo? I'm terribly confused, but I s'pose that this is what the Sock Puppet Theatre is for.

The force is not with me today...

 

My statistics show that Ilikemycat is either well read, or her cat is.

My statistics also show that Marold isn't the only one who could own a VW Bug. Why just the other day I saw several that were not of the ownership of the newly declared SLCFFCR... if any had I'm sure that she would be driving it rather than the one that she parades around in now.

My statistics show I'm very lonely.

 

Obviously being referenced to a fictional character insinuates some sort of humor in the person known as The Black Death, which would explain why said person would refer to sock puppet JawaJuice as such. -Firebug, the Supreme Cat

Anyway, so I'm back. My cat knows a lot more than I do. She's the one creating the disturbance in the force. She does that all the time. I referred to it for the longest time as "bad karma" but she corrected me.
Do you ever make weird sounds with your mouth? Weeoooeeeooooeeeeeeooooooeeeee

 

My statistics show, M-E-O-W

 

Anybody read that first post? I think we've got until tomorrow with this.

where can I get some force sauce? I haven't a clue on who anyone is yet.

Do cats wear socks? Or do Socks wear cats?

 

My statistics show that 72% of all statistics are mad eup on the spot.

 

Maybe 72% of cats wear socks...no I did not just make that up! I read it somewhere...maybe it was in To Kill A Mockingbird. Of course I was eating jello with a spoon at the time so I might have gotten confused.

 

My statistics show that your statistics aren't true statistics.

 

OHMIGOSH, I am totally completely bummered out that this psychadelic board of footwear imposters has to end manana. I am completely way in favor of keeping it alive jive until the end of like forever. Sucks for me, I guess because tomorrow puppets will cease to exist and I'll be forced back in my house with only my bodacious kitten to lend her radical persona to my aura. It's not as zen as it sounds, I'll actually be bogusly lonely.

 

I think I know who you are! Neer neer boo-boo!


lol

 

*jumps up on table and starts dancing* We really need to liven this place up.


I still say it's the Fruity side.

 

there are some who call me........Spoon?......pow....bang.....kaboom.
i would reveal who i am, but i don't want to. i like this sock puppet thing, and look forward to the next round. when will the next round be? i spose we should finish this round off first. will the real socks please stand up? i hate it when fake socks stand up. it really stinks.

 

no, band-aid. its the woobbly side. or have you already forgotten that? you silly english kanigut.

 

I once had a sock
a beautiful sock
I wore it when I read,
ate, and listened to rock.

It had a white color
as white as a cloud,
And wearing my sock
just made me so proud!

But then an accident
occurred one day
as I was going
outside to play.

You see, I had forgotten
about the jello,
the jello that was a bright green
(and not yellow)

I was eating it earlier
on the porch in a chair
and then I forgot
and left it there

And so as I ran past
to play in the grass,
I slipped and fell
right on my behind.

And as I fell
my hand brushed the seat!
Melted jello went flying
right towards my feet!

And then, to my horror,
my white sock was green
Not a white spot on my sock
could be seen!

I grieved and grieved
for my poor little sock
the one with which I read,
ate, and listened to rock.

But then along came The_Black_Death
with an awesome statistic
he said "C'mon, JawaJuice,
Be Realistic!"

"My statistics show that
if you put your sock in the wash
That green jello will
wash right off!"

So, reluctantly, I tried
this Death Guy's suggestion
and lo and behold,
without a question

my sock was white again!
White as a cloud!
My sock, once again,
made me proud!


Whoa, that turnd into a really long poem. It was only meant to be a few verses long...