Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

Aww, I'm sorry no one else signed up! You guys are missing the fun . . .

Dog 10
Mourns 25
Nom Anor 50
Lover 10
Pool 25

Dog Mourns Love, Nom Anor Pool

We can guess why the dog would love the now-destroyed pool. We can't figure out why they started making Nom Anor-shaped pools.

 

I wasn't really expecting anyone to sign-up anyway being the summer and all they all probably went on vacation like what I'm suppose to be doing

 

Wedge Antilles 50
Tahiri Veila 50
Cor Sec 25
The Force 50
Ice Cream 10

I don't like these cards

um...

Wedge Antilles CorSec, Tahiri Veila The Force Ice Cream

In a stunning move, all round Toy and confectionary group Food 'n' Toys have launced a new range, firstly the inaccurate model of wedge Antilles in CorSec Uniform, despite never operating for then (must be Confused with Corran Horn), whilst a Tahiri Veila Force special Ice Cream, apperntly it is shaped like the Jedi Knight, with a Force-like flavour...

50 + 50 + 25 + 50 + 10 = 185

 

Oh, nice
I've got to say I was very curious on how you were going to use the cards, very creative. You get Kudos
But I do like how you thought outside of the box

1. NYCitygurl 120
2. Daft-Vader 185

Cards are going out

 

Noghri 50
Mara Jade Skywalker 50
Angel 10
Psychic 25
Hot 50

Mara Jade Skywalker: Hot Psychic, Noghri Angel

This beautiful Jedi was using her psychic powers to help the Noghri when they decided she was simply divine.

 

Nails 10
Strikes 10
Blonde 25
Gilad Pellaeon 25
Swim Trunks 50

Blonde Nails Strikes Gilad Pelleaon Swim Trunks

Supreme Commander of the Imperieal Force Gilad Pelleaon was caught in a compromising situation after a blond accidently cut theswi trunks off of him using her sharp nails. An embarrassed Pelleaon was seen running from the pool with scraps of cloth on either side...

10 + 10 + 25+ 25 + 50 = 120

 

I knew you were going to do something like this

 

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2. Daft-Vader 305

Cards are going out

 

Crazy 10
Hubby 10
Vergere 50
Tells On 25
Sunglasses 25

Veregere Glasses Tells on Crazy Hubby

Vegere was told about her husbands Palpatines Crazy plot to overthrow the Repubkic hby her Sunbglasses, it was revealed, the Jedi Master has special droid controlled glasses, which automatically change the light intensity absorbed, due to the Fosh jedis Sensitive eyes, however it appeas she got more then she bargained for after they revealed Husband Palps had piut them on and start rambling into a hologram to a unkown person about plans to overthrow the republic

10 + 10 + 50 + 25 + 25 = 120

 

Tourist 10
Rips Off 25
Romantic 25
Vaccine 25
Sand 10

Vaccine rips off romantic sand tourist

I don't want to know what people caught from looking at sand.

 

1. NYCitygurl 400
2. Daft-Vader 425

Sorry for the delay, cards are going out

 

Urologist 50
Rebel 25
Shoots 10
Thousands 10
Beach 25


Beach Urologist Shoots Rebel Thousands

They were plotting Palpatine's downfall on his beach. he really hads no choice.

 

Yuuzhan Vong 50
Weeps For 25
Stabs 25
Singer 25
Fireworks 10

Yuuzhan Vong Weeps for Singer, stabs firework

A Pain loving yuuzhan vong stab a firework after weeping over a singer. Apprently the singer made the yuuzhan vong weep with emotion, so he stabbed a firework to remove the shame from weeping at an infidel...

50 + 25 + 25 + 25 + 10 = 135

 

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2. Daft-Vader 560

and the winner is....

Daft-Vader

 

Wow, I managed to not notice this for WAY too long Sorry about that! Dafty, enjoy the belated colors.

 

Thats OK Nat

 

Okay, it's that time again. Now that summer vacation is almost over and people are settling down until school starts let's just have a normal game this time around

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Oh cool! A full house

1. JediVegeta
2. FelsGoddess
3. Jade_eyes
4. NYCitygurl
5. Gunny
6. darthhelinith

Cards are going out