Ok, here's what we're gonna do.......

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~Whistles loudly~

Ok, now listen here Ginger, Lois, Candi, Sandi, Wendy, Linda, and Mary Sue........

Listen very closely, because despite the fact that I'm probably going to have to repeat this mulllllllltiple times, I want you to treat this like the first time you gave up your delicate flower to a drunken, half conscious fratboy, that had drinken waaaay to much of your cinnamon schnaps, and ended up throwing up in your shoes halfway through the sexy time. Basically, I want you lose that halfass amused look, and listen to what I have to say. I can grunt it out, if that makes more sense to your primitive little ape brains.

I have your attention?

Good, now here's what we're going to do. We're going to resuscitate this forum, this house, and this whole damn, damn, double damned house.

How are we going to do this? Good question Mary Sue, go get me some coffee and a banana muffin, the others can catch you up.

We're going to post, and have interesting conversation, and we're gonna damn well enjoy it. Because believe me, you people do not want to see my bad side.

OK? Everyone clear? Candi, you look a little confused, would you like me to explain it with handpuppets? No? You sure?

Ok people, get out there and make me proud!

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Can I get an Amen???!!!

 

Wow. I'm sexually aroused, Commander.





Reporting for duty, Commander Wuli!


-JR

 

My Dr. Cox analogy isn't working, and that makes the baby Jack cry. I hope you people are happy.

 

I hope I'm Mary Sue. I've always wanted to have two first names.

 

Go make ours happy too!

 

I'd like to see the hand puppet version please.

 

Bend over, Mary Sue.

 

Juliana. You're so damned sexy.