JCC [OOTS]You suck, Monty

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I think they've worked out a good plan to end this pointless conflict without any more lives lost and I support it fully. Let's stop the violence. --Belkar

 

Best OOTS evar:

#136



EDIT: Clearly OOTS doesn't like image hotlinking...

 

RED X FTL!

 

You can still drag and drop...

I changed it into a link, though.

 

Is this what you were shooting for? 'Cuz your link gave me a forbidden warning. I WAS FORBIDDEN!

 

I prefer that one in the book format, where it goes for a few pages

 

IIRC after learning about OOTS I cranked through the first 500+ inside of a week. My eyes were bleeding by the time I finished, but it was worth it.

 

I'm on 373 and I keep getting distracted by work and stuff.

 

Quite frankly, one of the most quotable issues.

Don't hate the player character...

"Everyone tried so hard to block my path-and in the end, all they really did was force me to learn how to climb mountains. All the better from which to pee on them. Heh."


"Well hurry back to bed, I'm feeeling rested for another encounter."-- Female former enemy he kissed during the fight following his curse removal.

"Go ahead and start a solo adventure, I'll be in to join the quest when I'm done eating."

 

The latest shows V having a flashback to leaving Azure City. Though the gender of this character is debated I tend to think of V as female for no good reason. V had a great moment recently where a villain was explaining to Elan how he was going to get off during his trial and out of nowhere she distintegrates him and uses 'gust of wind' to dispurse the ashes.

 

More V

2 things.

Quote: "Bugsby's Expressive Digit."

And V turning invisible when peeing at the frustration of Belkar, ie, sex unknown. lol

 

V is not a virgin

See, the first lesson of being 18 inches tall is: find someone more powerful than you are, and glue your lips to their ass.

 

Ironic,when one considers that many japes are parodies,fascinating

 

What's a 'jape'?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSgRkBWNlBo

It's all explained here.

 

Offensive deposit of edible missles. LMAO

 

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Don't ya just like it sometimes when the villain gets a good one in?

"Say 'Disintegrate' one more time Vaarsuvius. For me."

 

I thought it was the same creature V disintegrated before and the forums there are debating it. The eyes are different, and it is larger so the speculation is that it is a relative of the previous monster. And V has cast Disintegrate 4 times which uses up her 4 spell slots for that level. It is possible that a higher spell slot was used for a 5th shot.

 

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dragons + magic = bad for protagonists.

 

The plot thickens...

 

Shenanigan are called out by a user on the boards there in that force cage cannot be dispelled with an anti magic field. Said user said "if you care aout consistancy" To which "The Giant" replied "I don't". Apparently he says he will follow the game rules but not at the expense of the story.

 

I always like it when V is the focus. Every magic user should take notes from hir.











That wasn't a misspelling.

 

Who the hell flames a site admin? Dur!

 

let the man tell the story, for goodness sake!

Yeah, I love this comic. Hoping Roy will make a return to the living soon.

Though at this rate, there'll be resurrections to be cast all over the place