Silly Episodes II & III Titles

Since the original "Silly Episode I Titles" thread is being ignored in the Spoiler forum, I thought it would be appropriate to post a sequel to it over here. For those who haven't read this thread, it's quite possibly the oldest existing thread in the JC and it's very funny.

Basically, the point of this thread is to make up silly titles for the Prequels by mixing up SW names and words with titles of existing movies. I'll start, to give you folks an idea of what it's all about:

Almost Sidious
Steal This Wookie!
Alderaan Graffiti
The Gungans: Bongo Submarine

 

When Ani met Ami
Darth Sidious, Superstar

 

Wooly Wampa and the Tauntaun Factory
Some Like it Hoth

 

I'll go for a silly SW version of the worst movie ever made in Sweden.

Terror under the Coruscant Sun

 

Star Wars
Episode II:
For all of you idiots out there who don't know this SIDIOUS=PALPATINE!

Episode III: Told ya so!




Mace Windy,
now a tropical storm!

 

Episode II: Anakin Skywalker in Love

Episode III: Darth Vader in love

 

Oh! I can't belive I forgot the spoiler free signature, and now they won't let me edit my post.

Grrrrrr.......



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STAR WARS: EPISODE III: Obi-Wan and the Last Damn Fool Idealistic Crusade

 

Raiders of the Lost Gundark

And if Lucas wants a made-for-TV prequel spinoff...

The Young Obi-Wan Kenobi Chronicles

 

Episode II: Force Lightning Boogaloo

 

The Sith Who Shagged Amidala

Saving Shmi Skywalker

The Fool Who Followed Obi-Wan

Give Me the Money!

Sleepless in Coruscausnt

The 13th Jedi

Problem Child

 

Nurse Padme

The Nightmare Before Boonta Eve

 

Being Darth Vader

Star Wars 2: The Wrath of Darth Sidious

 

Sgt. Augie's Great Municipal Lonely Hearts Club Band

 

Perhaps they will be like bedtime stories...

Little Black Palpy Hood
The Three Little Ugnauts
Amidala and the Three Tuskens

 

How Padme Got Her Groove Back

There's Something About Padme

Star Wars Episode II- The Soich For More Money

The Galaxy Is Not Enough

Galactic Pie

The Ewok Strikes Back

Revenge Of The Pokemon!

Orrrrrrrrrr, if Lucas makes it a slasher film:

The Tatooine Chainsaw Massacre

I Know What You Did Last Prequel

I STILL Know What You Did Last Prequel

Deputy

 

Galactic Graffiti

Deputy

 

The Dark Kibur Crystal

'Yipee' Longstocking

 

To Plo Koon: Thanks for everything, Padme Naberrie'

Jar Jar Forever


And TPM should really have had this title:

Qui-Gon With The Wind

 

Those are really funny!

Here some from me:

A Few Good Sith

Journey To The Centre Of Naboo

Jedi, Lies and Lightsabers

 

Jar Jar's Ladder (this is a far stretch, but think about it)

Last Tango in Espa

The Mandalorian Candidate

All That Nass

Its 6:30... the humor is dry, very dry

 

The Sith Brothers

The Sith Brothers 2000

The Phantom Menace 2

Jar Jar's Big Adventure

The Gungans Battle for Naboo

Search for Darth Maul's top half

The Cologne Wars


I have a few hundred others that I spent an entire afternoon typing up just for kicks one day, but I can't find the file on my computer right now. If I find it, I'll post more.

 

"Qui-Gon with the Wind", Son of the Suns?

Hahahahaha!

Was I the only one who caught that?





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now a tropical storm!

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