NYC, NY SNOW!?

"Ten Minutes, wow"

Yeah, I know it isn't much...You probably don't realise the area of England I live in (the West Midlands) is, well, essentially in the middle of the country...Hence, the "Midlands". We are VERY centralized, meaning, being in the suburbs of a city the size of Boston, a lot of the snowdrifts don't affect us.

 

Cool!

 

10 mins of snow and enough snow to make a snowball, which will travel across the Atlantic with me so I can throw it a currently undetermined member of MEPA ...

Now to pick someone

But we had a few earth tremors today (though possibly the result of the sonic boom of low-flying aircraft being tested), so I am now suffering the curse of the horrorscope read for me by Moriah's mum. First the person's car who is driving me to the airport has a bang, now the earth tremor, what next?

Alien abduction?

Watches the skies.

Snowball falls plonk on my head and gives me a shiner

 

:: Throws a force resistant snowball at Will and prepares for a barrage of snowballs headed in her direction ::

 

Cuiva nwalca Carnirasse! Nai yarvaxea rasselya!!

:: calls down the snows of Mount Caradhras on Kris ::

 

*Throws a force snowball in the direction of NYC from Boston* Just Kidding

 

Rolls out the snowball submachine gun. It's gonna get messy

 

And then this morning I went to my final, and it was <TOS VIOLATION>ing cold. Plus <TOS VIOLATION>ing windy.

I love it when you <TOS VIOLATION> talk dirty.

 

Fear not, snow bound inhabitants of the tri state area:

It will be in the 50's over the next couple of days.

~DG~

 

It's gonna get messy
Unfortunately all of this snow is going to start looking very messy after a few days.

 

It will be in the 50's over the next couple of days.

Good. I need to wash my car. Its nasty.

 

I know, how dirty cars get in the winter is annoying because, if they get washed, they are just going to get dirty again after a few days.

 

I love it when you <TOS VIOLATION> talk dirty.

Only for you, Joe, you wonderful <TOS VIOLATION>.

Actually, I've started using "<TOS VIOLATION>" on the fanfic boards. People think it's funny.

It's COLD here in Illinois! <TOS VIOLATION>!!!

 

Dude, get a room, you two.

Crap, it's not gonna snow for Christmas...it better snow one more time before Jan. 5th! *shakes fist*

 

We <TOS VIOLATION> love you Moriah.

 

Yeah, sure you do.

 

Aims snowball machinegun Philly way, "say when Moriah"

The Brits will officially be invading tomorrow, gather up all your tea bags, else we will have them back. I have my snowball gun and am not afraid to use it.

Merry Snow Season everyone.

 

At last we meet again British man. The circle is now complete, when I left your boards I was but the learner, now I am, the......ummmmmmm.....intermediate level poster??? Damn!!!

I hope I get a chance to see you while your here Tim.

 

when I left your boards I was but the learner, now I am, the......ummmmmmm.....intermediate level poster??? Damn!!!

 

Anything can happen if you wish upon a star, so go grab Natalie Portman for me and you may see me

But I was gonna avoid going near dark alleys just in case you beat me up hehehehe

 

Joking aside lol, yeah, would be nice to see the Philly nutter for real, Joe. I am just not sure of the itinerary, that's the boss's job. I know it's busy busy. But we'll see.

Anyways, back to snow ...

Didn't I tell you I would jinx it?
But, once when I was in uni, I did go to bed one evening thinking "I wish it would snow tomorrow" without hearing any weather reports. Woke up next day and wow had it snowed. I tried to do the same again in June but some being unknown-to-man had taken my snow-making powers away from me!

I even was gonna get a superhero name and combat the forces of warmth - Ice TimB, or maybe Frosty Tim, or TIM DeIcer. Brrrrrr.

Oh, and before I forget, make sure you never have two Tims in the same room at once, one word ... Armaggedon. Think about it, you ever seen two Tims in the same room? Me neither, and if you do get ready for the end of the world. Tims are meant to be Pariahs.

Can you tell I am getting freaked before my flight over lol? Packing for going away is the hardest job ever! And my cat keeps trying to sit in the case so I guess I need to make some airholes too now. Pippin may have a new pal coming to visit

 

You may take my dignity but you will never take my tea!! Bow down to the Iron Goddess of Mercy!! :: unleashes a devastating barrage of Ti Quan Yin tea leaves ::

(Don't worry, I have 12 more kinds. Plenty of tea to go around.)

Looking forward to seeing you again Tim!

P.S. I wasn't calling myself a goddess. It's the name of the tea.

 

hehehehe Looking forward to seeing u too Will

Oooo look Will, a big Jar Jar balloon up there!

*stealithy takes tea bags from hidden place* (all done in the style of a local Merseysider and a trained Manchester scholar - though I was neither born in Manchester nor Liverpool, a Warrington baby )

Ooo look Will ... *smack*

Lies on floor with Kris's snowball wrapped around my face.

Before I forget, has the Ewan McGregor DVD come out in the US? 'Cos I saw it in a shop in Southport and nearly got it and was gonna buy & bring it to tease the Obi-droolers with (it was however region 2 btw).

If it snows, we should go to Central Park or somewhere and have a MEPA no holds barred snowball fan fest. Last person standing calls the ambulance.

Edit:

"P.S. I wasn't calling myself a goddess. It's the name of the tea.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone if you don't

 

LOL. Well it sounded better than "throws a box of Barry's at Tim"

Not sure about the snowball fight in Central Park, they might frown upon that sort of thing.

Have a safe trip!

 

You can't have a snowball fight in Central Park?! Oh, what has this world come to??











(Yes, I'm quite well aware of the probable reasons, but I will still whine petulantly about it. )