So its back to work today...

where I'm what?

 

Excuse me? You want me to do math? Oh no. No, sorry. I don't think so.

Someone already did the work

 

tell me about it, walking across the road is bad enough. I have fallen on the same road about 4 times now

 

Another simple answer: snow shoes.

Y'know, those tennis racquet-shaped things that eskimos wear! Any other problems, just let me know!

 

hmmmm.....I'll get back to you on that one

 

Ice skates?!?

 

least it might give me some more exercise on my legs

 

You know those spiked chains they wrap around car tyres when it gets all snowy?

Maybe a pair of those shackled to your boots would be the answer...?

Again, erm, I'm only speculating!

 

Ride your bike.

 

I find tying my sledge to the bumper of a passing bus/the paperboy's back wheel is by far and away the best way to travel in these conditions

 

more excersice for your legs J? I could help.

Though I'm sure you don't need to excersice.

 

I think the best thing is a pillow tied to your ass..

 

nahh I'll end up being like 6 feet taller than my boyfriend

 

Laying on her back fighting you off won't be much excercise for her legs, Chet.

 

Laying on her back fighting you off won't be much excercise for her legs, Chet.

There is more than one way Beth.

 

I find good old fashioned charm gets a girl's attention more than brute force..

 

but you're the master. I find a bop on the head with a mallet works.

 

maybe for the hips area, but I have enough help there thanks

 

LOL!

I guess charm works in the evening but what about the next morning when you beat a fast retreat out the door?

 

think must only work on drunk women

 

think must only work on drunk women

and what's wrong with that? As long as they are still gorgeous....

 

thing is they may look nice at night, but not in the morning

 

You need to find a small breasted, homely girl who won't make your life a living hell, Chet. That's my suggestion for the day.

 

I'd expect breakfast..