Star Wars Quote of the Day

Hey Luke...May the Force be with you. (Han Solo)


Yeah baby I got Number 100!!!

 

Whoop dee doo! What, you think you are some jedi or something....

 

" Thats impossible even for a computer. "

 

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.


(First he wines then he brags. He really was a child)

 

Then he "uses" the force and blows up a Death Star, ya that was a fluke.....oh this is a quotes thread oops...

" Artoo that stabilizer's broken loose again , see if you cant lock that down. "

 

(Are you trying to tell me that you actually LIKE Luke in ANH?)


TK-421 why aren't you at your post? TK-421 do you copy?

 

LIKE LUKE!!!! No more refuels for you!!!

" WE must have a bad transmitter , Im gonna go check it out. "

 

" Trust me, she wont get a scratch. "

6112 the fstest hunk of junk in the galaxy.

 

6112...best plane on jacks.

How many ******** we got on this ship anyway?


YO!!!


I knew it! I'm surrounded by ********. Keep firing ********.

 

Where are you taking this..THING?

 

" Prisoner transfer from cell 113A. "

WE'RE ALL ********S SIR!!!

 

Who made that man a gunner?


I did sir, hes my cousin.

Who are you?


An ******* sir.

 

(I can't believe you got that wrong!!! It's 113"8" not "A". As in THX-1138. Geez, you still have much to learn my young padawan.)


You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

 

This party's over.

 

Oh sure I screwed up the A and the 8 so sue me. Padawan, ha, well see whos a padawan. I get my cards tomorrow. heh heh heh, I cant believe you used the lamest quote in the whole saga! This partys'over! What were you thinking!!!!??


" Well dont everybody thank me at once. "

 

Ok first off Sam Jackson is the man. I mean come on it's Shaft with a lightsaber. Nuff said. Oh and you just some more training items erased. ha ha ha ha Anyway on with the quotes.


What is thy bidding my master?

I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

I've felt it also.

Luke Skywalker, he could destroy us.

He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

 

DAMN IT! Well thats it Im not buying you Galaxies now. HA HA HA!


" The son of Skywalker must not become a jedi. "

 

" If he could be turned he would become a powerful allie. "

 

" Yes, yes. Can it be done? "

 

" He will join us or die, master ."

 

" Oh he's not dead, not yet. "

 

You. I suppose you're programed for edicate and protocal.

 

Protocal? Why it's my primary function. I am well versed in th.....


I have no need for a protocal droid.


Of course you don't sir. That is why I have been programmed to....

What I really need is a droid who can understand the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Sir my first job was programming binary load lifters. Very similar to moisture vaporators in those respects.

Can you speak Bocce?

Of course I can sir. It's like a second language to me sir. I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily speak....

Alright shut up.

Shutting up sir.

 

Watch you're mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

 

Hokey religons and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.