"The Cloth Cap and Whippet" - Join us for a Real Ale (Social Thread)

*Runs around outside with a shot gun*

Get in the pub you lot!
It's happy hour and I have a gun!

 

WOW!

Some happy hour!
It's deader than OJ Simpsons career here!

 

Right then, let's perk up the happy hour - puts "Happy Hour" by the Housemartins on the juke box ...

It?s happy hour again
I think I might be happy if I wasn?t out with them
And they?re happy it?s a lovely place to be
Happy that the fire is real the barman is a she
Where the haircuts smile
And the meaning of style
Is a night out with the bass
Where you win or you lose
And it?s them who choose
And if you don?t win then you?ve lost

What a good place to be
Don?t believe it
?cause they speak a different language
And it?s never really happened to me
{it?s happy hour again}
Don?t believe it
?cause they speak a different language
And it?s never really happened to me
{it?s happy hour again}

It?s another night out with the boss
Following in footsteps overgrown with moss
And they tell me that women grow on trees
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees

Where they open all their wallets
And they close all their minds
And they love to buy you all a drink
And then we ask all the questions
And you take all your clothes off
And go back to the kitchen sink

"Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners is on next!
That'll wake Seth up sleeping in the corner.

 

Lo all! Lets liven up the North board a bit!

 

*Obi-Wan* Good job */Obi-Wan*

 

I can't get to the bar it's that packed.

 

U're one of the meet guys, U get served first. What ya havin?

 

Just a SHANDY for me I'm not a big drinker.

 

*Gets ObiWanCon a shandy*

 

Just a pint of Jack Daniels for me please, I am trying to cut back!

 

So Mr Jimbo, you are the first to awake in the land of FFUK are you?

 

Who knows!
I was in work at 04:45 this morning so probably!

I had to be in to start the invasion this morning.
But I had some work to do first!

So where are you dude?

 

At work already. you really need this then.

*Gets Pint of JD*

 

a pint of jd would be grand got home from work a 8.50 this morning...i hate night shift so dam unsociable....

 

*Gets Pint of JD for susan*

 

May I have another Ogli?
This invasion of France is thirsty work.
Glad to see you fighting hard I might add!
We need more back up though.
I fear it will not be long before they bring out the Garlic Mushrooms and then we are doomed!

 

garlic mushrooms i can handle garlic snails i cant....or frogs legs i happen to like frogs.....

 

I like frogs too ...





















especially in garlic sauce.

 

Mmmmmm, garlic


Its great, excpet that it repels female Vampires

 

as long as it doesnt repell male vampires im happy.....

 

Garlic doesn't repell them at all.
I know.

 

With Susan on that one.. hehe... I'll have a Blackcurrant and soda please.. *grumble grumble*

*pokes chris* I should be served first, I AM your sister after all...

 

*Gets Jimbo a pint of GD*
*Gets Brosa a Blackcurrant and soda*

As my sister, you get served last

 

Nice one Ogli!

Now then, I will have a pint of your strongest coffee on this unholy day!