JCC The Fecal Force

i get my seafood from the dumpster out behind the fancy restaurant at the marina! it's crunchy but it's gooooooood! yesterday i vomited right into some guy's yacht after eating about fifty shrimps out of the dumpster.

 

He's been posting in this thread for years... he's just done it with several of his other personalities.

 

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Vegetables have a lot of fiber!

 

yes my 5,604 socks over a ten year period.

 

5,605... I think you forgot indie_anna.

 

no, i counted her. i'm pretty sure it was 5,604.

 

Did you count -deeperfasterharder-?

 

I gotta sleep. Hey, Harps and aaaaah, good to see you, it's been a while

 

This thread is full of $***. You guys are literally full of $***

 

yep. i also counted all the ones that were fully expunged from the record.

and hi pete. i'm glad you're back.

 

Sleep well, Pete. <3

 

Why do you have so many socks?

 

it was part of the conditions that had to be met for me to be permitted to post here.

 

Today, after I wiped, I saw Jesus' face in the tp. I've been reading up on hagiography and I think it might be time to contact the Pope.

 

the pope isn't going to help. what's he going to do? you need to establish a direct connection to your jesus wipe. cut out that middleman.

 

I guess, although I've stuck it to the fridge with a magnet so everyone can see it and be proud of me...

 

oh excellent. i'm going to swing by to take a good look at this miracle. would that meet with your approval?

 

A pilgramage to see my Holy Relic? Sure!

In the meantime, I'll try to do a pewp in the shape of the star ship enterprise to appeal to teh geek community

 

not the millenium falcon?

 

That was the first thought that sprang to mind, but even with my Divine Talent I'm not sure I could do the satelite dish thingy on the top

 

see i would think the enterprise would be much harder to get even ballpark accuracy. at least with the mf, a round puck-like shape is somewhat passable.

 

I was gonna go for the old Kirk-era enterprise but, thinking about it, the death star should be do-able.

In other news, I was just going through my mudder photos. me & my buddies look like we're covered in pewp in this one

 

A little gift from me to you all.

 

good stuff japes. thanks!

 

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