The Jedi's DOJO

*Anya falls from the bench and rolls on the floor laughing out loud, having just seen the picture.*

Oh... my... goodness!

I wouldn't want to fight Alma.

 

wise decision
those hands are registered weapons! and i have some wicked accessories that complement them perfectly...

 

Actually, it's the photo camera I'm afraid of. It's impossible to look good when you're fighting all sweaty.

Speaking of which, where are those two...?

*Anya looks around for White and Omega*


They're suposed to keep on their fight...

 

*Omega is lying on a bench sleeping*

 

sweat is the path to the dark side!
if no deodorant you use, forever shall it dominate your destiny! (and stink up the place )
here, rexona for everyone

 

* White, while Omega sleeps goes to him and trows a lot of water to wake him.

* White Laughts Out Loud with the wet Omega waking up in a flash.

Soo... Lazy boy... let's fight?
But be carefull with my lips, they are damaged, i got punched in there esterday.

 

"Ok let me change first, I don't fight in wet clothes"

*walks in locker, Omega changed in his new jedi clothes*

"k, I'm ready"

*Omega readies his lightsaber*

 

* White walks forward and does 2 attacks with omega defending both...

 

*Omega jumps with an impressive salto over white. Omega does a backstab, but White defends it*

*Omega turns around and just stops White's attack*

*The sabers are stuck*

 

* White Horse does a force push at omega to make him loose is balance.

* Taking advantage of the lack of balance of omega on that moment, White does a slash that cuts a little of Omega clothes at the chest.

Must be carefull Omega, I could have killed you with this strike!

 

*looks at his chest*

"Well at least my pants didn't fell off"

*Omega jumps high in the air and is moving towards White*

*White looks puzzeled at Omega*

*Omega lands infront of White and immediately uses Force lighting. White falls on the ground and dropped his lightsaber.
Omega uses force pull to get the lightsaber*

 

* White, still laying sideways on the floor.

White: Hmmm... first time anyone steals my light (dark) saber from me...

* White gets up.

White: Oh my, oh my... what should I do...

* White goes with his hands to his belt...

White: Like a samurai, fortunally, i have 2 lightsabers instead of the vulgar Jedi that only has one.

* White Horse activates a green light saber.

White: So... Will you give my dark saber back if I ask nicelly?

* White stands motionless but ready...

 

"Sure I give it back nicely"

*Omega throws white's lightsaber in the air and cuts it with with his own lightsaber*

*White ligthsaber lies on the ground broken in 2 pieces*

"Too bad White, now you have to make a new one"

*Stands ready*

 

* White sees the black saber being cutted in 2.
White: My... black saber...



* White's eyes turn red.

* Wind starts to go around White Horse...

* White looks at Omega in the eyes with anger...

* Omega starts to feel paralized...

* White walks closer to Omega and streches his right hand... starting to choke Omega's neck.. and making him get high on the air.

* White raises is left hand and starts discharging very strong ligthnings at Omega putting him in real pain while he's also choking.

* White talks in real anger.
White: Why did you do that?

* White trows Omega against a far wall with real strength.

* Omega goes against the wall hard, and then falls on the floor.

 

*Omega stands up like if nothing happend*

*Omega concentrates a bit, a mysterious blue aura suddenly appeared around him*

"Your anger is blinding you my friend*

 

That's the thing about being a shadow...

Using anger and dark side powers.

Without passing to the dark side, without being blind. It's being on the edge. But without passing it.

And i use my anger to output more power.
And i am not finished yet.

* White uses the force and starts twisting Omega's right hand.

White: I'm gonna break your bones. You should not have done that to my saber. We were supose to be in a dojo without making too much harm. You passed the limit... Now, so shall i.

 

*Omega's arm did NOT twist, infact he absorbed the force power*

"Good work, continue attacking me"

*Omega force pushes White as hard as he can*

*White flies 20 meters through the air and lands hard on his back*

"That hurts doesn't it, you're no match for me..."

 

Knock Knock, can i enter?? Im back to train you all. Did you train allot while i was gone?? Did you improve your feeble skillz??
pff, i sense that you spent all that time smoking marijuana and eating pizza!

Now lets go!

 

As the familiar figure enters the Dojo once again, Anya gets up from the bench and aproaches him silently from behind, taking advantage of the Dojo's form. She's able to get only a couple of meters from Syco and speaks calmly, raising her voice enough to be heard by the others in the arena.

"Who was it that has been losing abilities afterall?"

 

*enters the Dojo, silently and removes his traveling cloak. The jedi robes are dark in color and loose fitting. He drops a hog tied rodian on the floor.

Hello all, i can't belive this guy would come into the pub on another message post and start throwing thermal detonators all over the place acting like a redneck jedi. Oh well may i join the fray.

*and with that he activates his dual golden sabers and stands ready for battle.

 

A dark sillouette falls through the ceiling, landing on the dojo's floor as smothly as a cat would.

The dark cloaked figure looks arround, raises and looks around. Without a word or useless sound, the figure turns on her 2 lightsabers placing herself on a fighting stance.

 

Ahh now you might pose a challenge

*Kicking the Rodian's carcass aside Zenith stands, a void in the force. With saber's lit he poses, beckoning the darkened jedi across from him to attack, in the acceptded language of silence they stand ready.

Your move

 

The dark, cloaked figure moves silently, her long cloak covering even her feet (making it more difficult for her opponents to forsee her next moves), looking as if she is a dark wraith hovering on air. The image would send chills onto most people's spines and make their hearts freeze with fear.

She suddenly jumps and attaks with her red lightsaber, while maintaining her blue lightsaber in a defense position.

 

*the enigmatic jedi stands sabers lit. with a simple motion he pulls of the traditional jedi robes to reveal a more combative mode of dress. A clear difference from the clothing doned by the jedi of old, the suit consisted of a clothlike armor that, though uniform and loose, allowed the jedi a full range of motion. It's dark color mimicked that of the dark moons of corellia but nothing seemed supernatural about his mode of dress. It made him out to be neither light or dark but powerful and efficient still the same.

*with speed and acuracy Zenith slides just left of the oncoming red blade and with one of his golden sabers he locks with the blue blade and comes swiftly with a mid swipe to the flying feet of his opponent.

Wonderful execution, but you must remember that the force sees all. And in the force no one can hide.

 

* White Horse opens his eyes... and starts singing...:
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A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
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White: Computer, load up the Spybreak - Matrix music. Initiate play.

* The music initiates on all speakers.

* White Horse gets up... and looks at Omega-9.

"Guess who's back.. Back again..." (Eminem)

* White runs at Omega, pushes Omega against a wall. Takes out his light saber. And starts punching Omega very fast, more than the eye can see, making a ghost effect on the arms.

* White Horse jumps... while in the air White makes a scissor grab with his legs on the neck of Omega... White rotates making Omega fall.

* White falls on his feet. Prepares a powerfull attack for half a second, rotating backwards. Using his body rotation, white delivers a powerfull punch that trows/projects Omega out of the Dojo.

* White Horse keeps Omega's Lightsaber and walks to pick up his own cutted in half..

White: Hmpf... Now I will have to fix this.. I'll need some tools.

* White Horse disappears and leaves the Dojo...