The Ludicrous Operations League

(pick up line)


Hey ImperialJedi. Do you believe in the hereafter?




Cause I know what I'm here after

 

Ack this place is still alive...

 

Yes we are still here we will never die!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ImperialJedi, those dancing characters were almost hypnotic...my eyes hurt.

 

Are we moving too?

 

Not until the mods tell us to move, no we aren't.

 

LOL

Hmm...if we say 'LOL' too much we'll jinx the thread.

 

LOL!

 

Hmm, since it's that time of year...

Who has EU New Year Resolutions?

It could be yourself's Resolution for the buying of EU books or an EU character's Resolution!

Let the fun begin!

 

Hmm, I resolve to spend more time in the real world... I need the sunlight, so sue me...

 

So we're not moving to the RP forum? That's interesting because we do have some roleplay, but it's not about SW. I think we could use some jokes. I know lets do SW Pants again.

The Star Wars Pants Page

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers, I want them alive!" -Darth Vader

 

Another pick up line.

Ever had an Australian kiss?


It's a lot like a french kiss only.....(I'll let you ill in the blanks sos I don't get banned.)

 

*Takes out notebook and starts to take notes...*

Ah, DarthMalt, what would you say was the effectiveness ratio of this strategy against a female human of non-Australian decent?

 

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

"Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan

"The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan


those're great!

 

Can I join? I'm not sure if there are any spots, but here's a bad joke anyway:

Why was 6 scared of 7?

'Cause 7 ate(8) 9!

 

Welcome TIEace! Here is the black and white version of our roster. Choose a position or try to come up with one yourself.



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Welcome to LOL, everyone! Below you shall find your positions of power.

****PARADE OF THE FOOLS: ATTACK OF THE NEON COLORS****

"Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Darthmalt16

Founder of LOL and Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: sithflame

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[DELI]
*Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

[DEFENSE FORCE] - We at the LOL Defence Force have but one mission: to defend the LOL and its members! If a senator is caught half naked with an intern, we will defend his right to wear Barney underwear. And if we are faced with an opposing force of unsurmountable power, we defend our right to turn tail and run like Imperials from teddy bears!

*Warmaster: Y2Jedi
Battle Master: JarJarJedi
Skirmish Master: Anonymous_Jedi
Lord of Destruction: Darth Destructo

"Peppermint Squadron"
Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
Pep-2: Wolfimus
Pep-3: SuncrusherX
Pep-4:
Pep-5: Aragorn327
Pep-6:
Pep-7:
Pep-8:
Freshness Officer: Asiil
Freshmaker Colonel: AdmiralZaarin

[PSEUDO-SENATE] - A really big, corrupt place, filled with no one except the Pseudo Senators, who are, surprisingly, really big and corrupt. All Senators must bow to the Secretly-Evil Chancillor or they will be bombarded with my imagenary fleet of warships, and imaginary army, and imagenary Wookies.

*Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck
Secretly-Crazy Vice-Chancellor: KorFallen
Grand-High-Price-Admiral-Supreme of Defence: Ben_Skywalker
Guy With Title and No Job: Star_Destroyer
Guy with Title and Job, (I have no idea what the job is but I hear it's great): Ruck_and_Maul
"Guy in the Background, you aren't sure what he does, but he's wearing an offical looking suit so you had better keep on his good side": FlareStorm
"Important-and-of-course-gorgeous-chick-who-sits-next-to-whoever-is-in-charge-just-to-give-the-illusion-that-there- is-a-powerful-chick-in-this-Movie/Book/Play/TV Show": Jayd[

[GAMES UNIT]
*Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

[UNSPECIAL OPS UNIT] - The Unspecial Ops serves to make other military units and others feel superior to them and thus become overconfident so that the General and his unspecial troops can come in and mock them to death by providing humor from BOTH sides of the war...

*Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: Rogue1-and-a-half
Average GI Joe: Restless
Hand/Eye Coordinator: ImperiaJedi
Expert Sniper that misses 99.9%of time: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

[JANITORIAL UNIT] - Commanded by the Janitorial God, Sitincrapper, the Unit is a beacon of hope for Janitors everywhere. When they feel like they can't go on with their pittyful existances anymore, they need only look down into the misty depths of the toilet and if they stare hard enough and have faith, Sitincrapper will bring a new meaning to their lives! Go forth and clean!!!!!

*Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi (a.k.a. Sitincrapper)
Janitorial Jesus: (vacancy)
Janitorial Holy Spirit: (vacancy)

[SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS] - Dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE, from "Harry Potter" to "Gone with the Wind", fits into Star Wars continuity!!

*PainintheRear Admiral: Shedao15
Admiral of the grand Piano: Grand Admiral Jello.

[EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

[THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY]
*TheBiggerEmpress: TheBiggerFish
*Fried Puppeteer: OnlyOneCannolli

[STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION]
*Eviler Doctor: Mastadge
*Mini-SomoneElse: WillyTheSnitch

[LOL Fire Dept.]
Supreme Hose Master: Mena_Lynn
Fire Marshal of doom: Wildwookie

[LOL Defense Force Defense Force] - To defend

 

The ability to destroy a planet, is insignificant next to the power of the pants..
"dont try to threaten us with your sorceror's pants Lord Vader, Your sad devotion to that ancient [pair of] pants has not helped you conger up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoiance to find the rebels hidden for....ack"
"I find your lack of pants disturbing"

 

"I find your lack of pants disturbing"

 

ROTFLMAO!!

 

Here are some good pants:

"Bounty Hunters.  We don't need their pants." --Captain Piett

"Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants." -Boba Fett

"He's no good to me in pants."  -Boba Fett

"Mudhole?  Slimy?  My pants these are!" -Yoda

"You see, I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my pants forever." -Lando

"The Emporer commands you to make pants with him." -Piett

 

up

 

UP squared

 

Does Yoda wear pants?

 

Up!
Freshmaker Colonel here.

This place is running low on Mentos, the Freshmaker! Everyone line up to be knifed with this Mentos, the Freshmaker! seringe. If you don't line up pronto I'll hunt you down and knife you even harder than I already plan on doing

 

"Jello, may I borrow your pants? There's a planet that won't listen to me, and I'd like to make them behave. Please? [face_puppydogeyes]" -RogueJaina
"I am Jello. Puppy dog eyes do not effect me." -GrandAdmiralJello

Why don't we quote people of the JC Forums and change a word in them to pants like above? It'll be fun!