Oceania The SECCsy SECC Thread...

duh, i don't have one

 

That's right, I ate it

 

Yeah, and you replaced it with Lemmings. Honestly, I'd be lost without you, Jess

 

Isn't Mr HookNC like, two days late?

 

Hey, take that back. I'm just keeping the spirit alive.

 

Sorry

 

Ah, c'mere.

 

Haha! Good work on reviving the thread. I've missed the SECCsyness!

 

ok peoples - whats all this about?

 

*send out the SECC signal*


Illustrious members, UNITE!


We have someone new to indoctrinate...finally...

 

Bring out the giant smiley face paddle!!

 

*Distributes SECC pamphlets to young and old...but mostly young*

As the ruling elite of SECC, etcetera etcetera, Skatey and I welcome you all back to the Shifty Eye Corner Club.

 

The what?

 

What's my position in the SECC again? I don't even remember voting you two in either!!

 

No need to vote. We, along with Foxi, established this wonderful gathering of shifty souls.

And it's my thread.

 

His illustriousness has a point, Karty. *squishes Deto*


And you're the historian I think...or the bumbling waiter. I forget. Do you wear shoes?

 

I'm sure I was the catalyst that turned the SECC from small time crew to big time Hollywood hot shots

...

wait, wrong move script.

and I, uhh ... believe I wear shoes. Indeed.

 

So can we give Snicker some kind of shifty initiation challenge, or something else suitably shifty ?

I've missed the shiftyness.

 

ohh...so we've got to be shifty, do we? That's shifty

 

We're permanently shifty. Actually, we should reinstate the rule that states, and I quote:

1) All Members of the SECC should honour their pledge of allegience to the Order by maintaining a permanent reference to the above mentioned Order in their signature. Only users will become Members if they do so. If applicable, Members whould reference their position or title within the SECC, as granted by the higher powers of the Order.
~Obscure Handbook of the SECC.

 

like mine?

 

That is correct. Nice work. Now, would you like a rank?

 

...because once you get ubershifty, you can hand out titles and ranks willy nilly!


*shiftily shifts her schedule around so she can hide out in the mountains this weekend*

 

*Shiftily becomes a mod for two other forums...*

That's right, Skatey! Because we are shifty, so that is what we do!

Stupid wine...it makes me type badly!