The Soon2Be Ex-Woodford Apprentoids Social Thread

Are you going? If so... No, if not... No

Just for the record there are:

60 days till we are supposed to finish

72 days till the canal-boat trip

May the Force be with us all

Oh, we all now have office names:

I am Fat Boy

Flows is Whore

John is Boat Sinker

Will is *******

Paddy is Fudge

Johan is Fart-breath

Don't blame me if you don't like your name it is a programme on Sarahs computer.

 

for the record today there are:

59 days left

71 days till the canal trip

may the force be with us all always!!!!!!!!


padd: where are you, when u back on the net, u've missed loads!

dog: have a good trip mate, let us know when you get to norway!


will: lazy ***t!

Macdaddy: ready for the laps of the day? ?

 

Thank you Flows for trying to steel ones thunder, anyway the OFFICIAL countdown:

59 days till we are no longer apprentoids (maybe)

71 days till the canal-boat trip

May the Force (a different Force to the one kenny is waffling about) be with us all

BTW paddy I have finally seen Matrix Reloaded so we can now converse over the details. Top film tho.

Johan don't forget to PM me your details so I can distribute them with all the Mancunian Pimps, have a nice day

 

Nice one Macca, long time no type.

So is he still in the matrix or is he outside, is Zion a giant recycle bin for the programs that can't make it and why the ***k does the colonel sanders guy waffle so much ****.

Where in satans arse did Fudge come from ????????????

 

Easy pad

We will have to examine in detail the Matrix Reloaded in a session at work, but yeah Colonel Sanders guy talks b*ll*cks.

As for fudge, its an e-mail Sarah got and when we type in your name it comes up with "Fudge". What d'you reckon of John's name "Boat Sinker" Absolute classic.

Anyway got these Yanks at me house p*ssing me off gotta go.

 

For the record:

58 days till we may finish

70 days till the canal boat holiday

May the Force be with us all

Paddy, when you say is he still in the Matrix d'you mean Neo at the end of the film?

 

Naughty boy Macca posting after lunch.

Whats with the Yanks, are they family, if so piss'em off back?

I got a private message from a moderator giving me a warning about "aluding to anal sex", in the britney virginity thread, they took away my post.

 

Not arsed about posting times

And what you calling me a naughty boy for, I ain't the one receiving threats off theforce.net moderators, spot on my son

I take it theres a space where paddys post once was?

 

I know its unlikely but is anything of interest happening at work. hmmm.

 

Just wanted to say enjoy yourself when you finish, and your all crazy! But thanks for keeping my forum busy

 

Cheers and no problem.

"...your all crazy" - its as if you've known us all our lives, mind you if you think were crazy you should see some of the guy here that don't post on this thread

The OFFICIAL countdown suggests that:

We could be finishing at anytime - no-one knows

66 days till the canal-boat trip

May the Force be with us all

"...is anything of interest happening at work" - be real pad

 

Where is the Dog? If you are out there Johan post as soon as you can

 

he's probably gone down the wrong fiord!
(correct my speeling if you know how its spelt!) on a true mad one!

 

MacDaddy - i think that you should do the official count down for yourself instead of us in the circumstances, and keep in touch next week when we're all gone!

 

What you crying for woman, I'm glad to see the back of you (especially you flows you lazy b*****d)

I will be keeping in touch, Billy don't know it yet but I will be having a 9 week stay at the Hotel d'Braining Centre

The OFFICIAL countdown says:

You guys ain't long here and I've got about 50-odd days (although as you know this could change very quickly)

And there are 64 days till the canal-boat holiday

May the Force be with us all

 

the tears were sarcasm mate!

whats the official count down today?


dog - are you out there!?

 

Bite me

That was the OFFICIAL countdown you berk!

I am now getting a little concerned about the whereabouts of the Dog, after all he did set off to Norway last Thursday... either that or hes glad to see the back of us and never wants to communicate with us - b*****d.

May the force.net be with him

 

Thought that was yesterdays count-down, i miss read the top! ape boy!

it is getting a bit worrying about the dog! What did you do to him at his going away party you b*****d!

Lap mate, cant be a***d today!

 

I wish you two ladies would stop bickering. But Flows are you blind?

Im sure Johan will post as soon as he can, but i do not think he will appear for the canal trip.....oh well, more beer money and food for the rest of us!

 

a quick congratulations to will who has just done his 100th post on the force.net!

nice one!


good thouht will! beer, ice cold out the fridge on a hot day like today! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Ceers Kenny, 101! woohoo!
Only another 69 to go hey Kenny.

mmmmm.......beer!

 

hello! lovley day today, don't you think?

 

Good day Bernard, you seem to frequent the Scandenavian threads much like I suspect our friend Johan_Solo is doing.
Seen him anywhere?

 

Good morning folks. Isn't it funny how my last morning at Woodford is spent posting on this thread. It kind of makes me chuckle somewhat.

 

Are we all at Salmesbury yet?

May the theforce.net be with you all