Buff, NY Things you never thought you would hear yourself say...

As a parent of two boys, I find myself saying things I never imagined I would say. So I thought it would be fun to start a new game of these sayings.

It does not have to be about kids... it could be something you say in a check out line, at work, at school, just anywhere...

It is easy. Just post something you have recently stated but never imagined you would hear yourself say...

 

" Please stop using Sith lightning on your brother ! "

 

Turn that music down!

 

Will you stop drawing tie fighters on the wall?!?!

 

"Stop stage combat punching me!"

 

Do you see Daddy yelling at people and hurting them?

 

You can't use the force to change Mommy's mind.

(I honestly can't believe I said that...or even had to say that).

 

Are you bleeding? Are you on fire? Then it really isn't an emergency, is it!

 

We only got four inches of snow.

(Being a Texas girl I still cannot believe I say things like this!)

 

If you build a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

No, I don't want to have a lightsaber battle now... (talking to my kids while trying to get work done...)

 

Stop using your cheese stick as a lightsaber!

 

Your gingerbread house really does not need machine gun turrets...

 

Jim Kelly is a jack donkey (trying to keep it PG)

 

Too much chocolate....

 

It is -6 outside.

 

"Guys, quiet down, my parents are trying to sleep"..

 

Now, when I was your age......

 

My knees are shot!

 

"Sure, I'll help you build your jetpack. I have to build one too."

 

now that is funny!!

 

Let it go Indiana...

 

Blondes all the way

 

"Honey, do you think we bought the boys too many Star Wars toys for Christmas?"