Thread for the E-Wedding of Morella and Kitten

Morella and Kitten have decided to tie th-e-knot and have asked me to officiate. The wedding will be held at Midnight tonight, however the time zone has yet been undecided.

Dress code is formal, so please post in black and white. This thread is for the officiating of the ceremony and reception, and is exclusively for posts by the wedding party which follows:

AaylaSecurOWNED: Priest or something
Espy: Morella's maid of honor
ApolloSmileGirl: kitty's maid of honor
RebelScum77: Reader of 1 Corinthians 13
_princess_leia_:ring bearer
SLG: flower girl

If anyone in the outside world cares, a spectating/speculating/drinking thread may be posted in JCC. If no one cares then kitty will cry.

 

Dear god, did I knock her up?

 

We warned you about pulling out.

 

lol @ Morella.

You forgot to pull out, didn't you?

 

Wasn't me, I swear.

Besides I'm too young to be a father...mother...uh.

 

but i'm on my period. oh wait, we wont be able to have a honeymoon

 

I'm not marrying you until the DNA test results are out.

 

but i am on my period! if i am on it, i cant have kids or kittens

 

Whew, if you're not preggers then I don't have to marry you. Thank you.

 

well who wants to marry me now?

 

DO YOU MORELLA TAKE KITTEN?

 

If I speak in the tongues of men and angels,
but have not love,
I have become sounding brass or a tinkling symbol.

And if I have prophecy and know all mysteries and all knowledge,
and if I have all faith so as to remove mountains,
but have not love, I am nothing.

And if I dole out all my goods, and
if I deliver my body that I may boast
but have not love, nothing I am profited.

Love is long suffering,
love is kind,
it is not jealous,
love does not boast,
it is not inflated.

It is not discourteous,
it is not selfish,
it is not irritable,
it does not enumerate the evil.
It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth


It covers all things,
it has faith for all things,
it hopes in all things,
it endures in all things.

Love never falls in ruins;
but whether prophecies, they will be abolished; or
tongues, they will cease; or
knowledge, it will be superseded.

For we know in part and we prophecy in part.

But when the perfect comes, the imperfect will be superseded.

When I was an infant,
I spoke as an infant,
I reckoned as an infant;

when I became [an adult],
I abolished the things of the infant.

For now we see through a mirror in an enigma, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know as also I was fully known.

But now remains
faith, hope, love,

these three;

but the greatest of these is love.

 

NEVAH!!1

 

APPROPRIATE RESPONSE IS "I DO."

 

HA, you said it first.

 

lol, you got stuck with a technicality Dani!

 

i put quotes around it.

also:

EXCELLENT.

DO YOU KITTEN TAKE MORELLA?

 

*stands by with rings*

 

Noooo, you can take my body but you'll never have my soul.

 

*taps glass with spoon*

Ahem! Is it time for the speeches?

 

i love you guys! thanks for the marriage

 

I want a divorce