Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

There were no bathrooms in Star Trek, so I'm betting no bathrooms in VII.

 

The death star was one big toilet. Luke fired away his lunch leftovers and clogged it up big time.

 

Ever wonder what Darth Vader did with OB1's lightsaber after he died? Maybe he used it to unclog the toilet.

 

I can't believe this thread hasn't been locked yet.

 

Is it sad that the third option on the poll is the most popular?

 

yes.

 

Sad day.

 

When Luke dies, there will be a scene where the main character is sitting on the toilet and crying while Chewie rams on the door because he really has to go.

 

But then Chewie rams on the door so hard that it falls on him killing him instantly and hilariously exposing the main character thus making the audience weep tears of sadness and laughter at the same time.

 

There will be so many Wilhelm Screams during this scene.

 

Actually all of the dialogue will be in Wilhelm Scream as well. We're gonna need subtitles.

 

Star Trek V. The cell scene.

 

Hey, it's Disney. No potty.

 

If someone uses the bathroom in Episode 7, I'm seriously walking out the theater...






















it'll be the perfect time to go get more snacks

 

So I was just wondering. If the Falcon has toilets, where does all the waste go? Into space?

Han: Chewie! Tie fighters are on our tail! We don't have any torpedoes left!

Chewie: AAAARGH

Han: Blast all of our bathroom waste into their windows? Why haven't I thought of that before?!

 

I don't know about a bathroom, but I hope there is a bothan.