FF:QLD Work Virus Warning

VIRUS WARNING

Hot on the heels of the Anna Kournikova virus comes another virus warning.

There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. "Work" has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If
you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words:

"Sorry...I'm off to the pub". The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.

Copy and send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

You have been warned

 

Kewl. I'll be doing that first thing Monday morning.

 

Be sure that you do.

 

I just got one about the Irish Virus. I'll be back later with the details.

 

Alrighty then.

 

Okay, as promised, here it is......

"Top of the mornin' to you. You have just received the IRISH VIRUS. BEing Irish, we don't have too much programming experience, so this virus works on the honour system. Please manually delete all files on your hard drive and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your co-operation.

Paddy."

 

I'll get right to it, as soon as I do that other thing.......Hmmmmmm, now what was that anyway?

 

I just deleted half the files on my drive, I am getting some funny error messages so I think the paddy virus is still in my machine. I'll delete some more and see what happens.

 

Well, some of us got away unscathed. Or did we, oh dang! Wait I'll be right back.

 

OK now I just get this big black screen that says it can't find anything. I do believe Paddy has got me.

 

So long as it was you and not me.

 

Damn kiwis. They'll fall for anything.

 

Ha Ha I was just joking all along and you fell for it Ghost.
Damn Aussies fall for everything

 

SWNZ, you really think I'd fall for that? I've been around for bigger pranks that caught a hell of a lot more people. My favourite would have be when I logged in on April 1 1999, (or 1998), and TF.N's main page was http://TheBorg.net . I recall Chyren's admin coup of last year, the slacker rebellion, etc. It'll take a lot to fool me, sheep boy.

 

Me thinks you both fell for it.

 

They fell like fallen men didn't they?

 

Says you! But I saw them out back with a rubber chicken, and you don't want to know what they were doing to it.

 

What? I was just using it to bitch slap him, I promise.x)

 

B**ch slaps? rubber chickens? What the Hell?

I knew you Aussies were closer to the dirt than most nations but crickey fullas that was rather low. If only I could Ban

*SWNZ files discimination charges against the nation of Australia*

 

I just put the words up, how you interpret them is up to you. Of course, we all tend to think alike.

 

I'm just wondering what Ghost was thinking.

 

geez, if you can't work that one out, I'll buy a one way fare for Paul to come visit you and arrange for nation-wide quarantine after he gets there.

 

So do you B**ch slap JC Members on a regular basis?

 

Now, now. Lets not lose our heads. Actually I wouldn't want that to happen at all, just creates a bloody mess that. Plus we don't have a basket to catch them.

 

No, I don't do it often enough.

Now, about that quarantine.........