Ye Olde Muleface

I'm had some make that very same assumption, Tombo... arrrrr!
And I say watch a classic, like ESB.

 

Yar, samething happened to me yesterday!

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Now thar be an eye patch!

 

Since when do ya be needin' binoculars to see your own eyepatch? Arrrr...

 

Well, I be watchin' Babe! Maybe that li'l pig'll prove good eatin'
Ye _jOBO

 

Ye can watch anything that's rated arrrrr.

 

Ar ar ar... these pirate jokes should be shot out of a cannon.

Now, where'd me peg leg get to?

 

Ye scurvy dog, I think you forgot this...

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Aye! There it is again!

//draws his sword

 

Yar, aren't you late for your dance recital?

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Stop it all of ye, me sides be hurtin'.

 

Ar, ar, ar!

It be directed at me, I still laugh!

 

Avast me hearties!

 

Arrr... it's Tashi! How be ye, matey?

 

Ahoy, Jack Tar!

'Ave ye seen Tom and Beaker?

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Beaker be mumbling something on top of his cage, yarr!

 

HAR how adorable!


I'm a fan of the floggings and torture. Be thar no one we can sacrifice? Make them dance with with Jack Ketch, perhaps? (hang them)


//waves cutlass frantically

 

AARRRRR!

Me have me new title.

Thanks to those scoundrel Meg and gcc.

I'd thank you more, matey, but I'm a friggin pirate.

 

Ye be the man with the title, Erik, matey!

 

Arrrr, surely that's the finest title ever seen in a Spanish galleon!

 

Erik, ye should've been makin' ye title "Knock, knock, Neo" to be fittin' thee colors, ay.
_jOBO

 

Arrrrr, you're welcome you scoundrel, you.

 

Good work, Meg, me matey.

 

So how be ye scaliwags?

 

We be fine, I thinkin' and ye be?
Ye _jOBO

 

Yarr, too much rum has knocked me senseless. Now I must wrestle up some grub!