Indi, IN 25th Anniversary

When I look out into your eyes out there, when I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there. Lemme tell ya - well... Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. Man o man what I want you to see is that the big E's inside of you and me.

Elvis is everywhere, man! He's in everything. He's in everybody. Elvis is in your jeans. He's in your cheesburgers. Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom! He's in everybody. He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black the brown and the blue people got Elvis in 'em too. Elvis is in everybody out there. Everybody's got Elvis in them! Everybody except one person that is... Yeah, one person! The evil opposite of Elvis. The Anti-Elvis. Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em, lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out! Listen up Joanie Baby! Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. Man o man what I want you to see is that the big E's inside of you and me.

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world. Lot of things people say "What the heck's going on?" Let me tell ya! Who built the pyramids? ELVIS! Who built Stonehenge? ELVIS! Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street, pushing shopping carts, and you think they're talking to Allah, they're talking to themself. Man, no they're talking to Elvis! ELVIS! ELVIS! You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle - Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats!! Aahh! The Sailing Elvis! Captain Elvis! Commodore Elvis it is. Yeah man, you know people from outer space, people from outer space they come up to me. They don't look like like Doctor Spock. They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis. ELVIS! Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Cause Elvis is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness. Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Elvislution! Elvislution! Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. Man o man what I want you to see is that the big E's inside of you and me.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, the time has come! Time has come to talk to that little bit of Elvis inside of you. Talk to it! Call it up! Say "Elvis, heal me! Save me, Elvis! Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light." That's right! You've got that Elvis inside of ya and he's talkin to ya. He says he wants you to sing! Everybody's got to sing like the king! Unnh-huh. Unnh-huh. Like the king. Unnh-huh. Get that leg going now. Unnh-huh. Get your lip too. Unnh-huh. Not no fool Billy Idol lip either. Unnh-huh. Everybody! Unnh-huh. Yeah, we're rockin now! Unnh-huh. Elvis is with us. Unnh-huh. He's with us and he's speaking to us. Unnh-huh. He says "Peoples! Peoples! Everybody! Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. Man o man what I want you to see is that the big E's inside of you and me. Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. Man o man what I want you to see is that the big E's inside of you and me.

ELVIS!!!

 

Mojo Rocks!!!

 

Ok for how bad my day is going, that made me feel better. Hilarious.

Now Jeff, did you see the plaque erected at what was Market Square in dedication of Elvis' last performance when you were here?

 

Elvis is in your Levis.