Phx Ah, Good Ol' Fashioned Rumors... v 2.0

Either there's a tremor in the Force, or my Spider-sense is tingling, but somethings tells me there's another new rumor circulating out there. What it is, and who it involves...? dunno. I just get that feeling...

(no, I'm not gonna do a tarot reading on it )

 

You can't prove that...

I feel like I'm turning into a larger version of Voidy-Biscuit...

"I can neither confirm nor deny any involvement."

 

Alright, Alright Kristy. It's me.

Actually, just trying to get some attention.

 

Here's a rumour . . . but it's true . . .

Chewie is the coolest guy in the PFF!!!!

 

Thanks for the attention.

But

That's not a rumor, because it is absolutely true.

MC has a hard time, now, trying to get his inflated ego through doorways.

 

That's not a rumor, because it is absolutely true.

Confidence!

 

I'm really not sure if this is a rumor or just people assuming things instead of asking me but...

Im NOT gay.

I choose not to actively date cause I have a hard time finding a girl as "different" as I am. I dated a mundane once, and almost killed myself.

I put this offer to anyone:
If you know a single GIRL, preferably age 25 to 32, slim to medium build, and minimum shoulder length hair (short hair is a major turn off for me), im willing to go on a blind date.

And just for the record, I have absolutely nothing against being gay, Considering the rather cool & good friend I live with.

I hope this dosen't break any TOS.
I apologise now if it does.

 

Well, if it were up to Mr. Griffin it would be

And sorry Bunny all my candidates are too long a drive for the average date

 

I heard a rumor that Jada Marnew is really cute; and she has a thing for Jedis in leather kilts.

 

?
Isn't that what Force Lift is for?

Let's ask Sideshow...

 

I heard a rumor that Jada Marnew is really cute; and she has a thing for Jedis in leather kilts.


Oh, I needed a good one this morning!

 

She has a thing for kilts?


I would have never thunk it.

 

Looking for Dr. Good Guy, preferably in a leather kilt

If you weren't so busy looking at the part of my sig that has your name in it, you might have noticed this.

 

What's a sig?


I barely read them.





**mumbles because the leather kilt on ebay is getting way too expensive**

 

I wonder if Kre can help me make one???

 

Rumors, hmmmm, a good rumor. . .well I don't know any rumors, but I know I like to gossip, I spread rumors like wildfire...like the one about Queenie and that one person in that one place with the chickens. That was great, whew, what a laugh.

PS- I love a man in a kilt, leather or otherwise, mine looks GREAT in his kilt...mmmm..big hairy manly legs, yummy. AND CHICKENS!!!

 

Queenie and the chickens? I thought it was Sistine and the Rooster?

 

hmmm. this talk of birds and ladies is reminding me of family guy last night.

 

No, it was Sistine and the Giant Pig. It was me and... oh yeah, there were chickens that one time, weren't there? I was thinking about the goats... **shrug**

 

And I have pictures!!!! . . .. of the goats!







but not of the Queen!

 

I have pictures od Queenie, the goats and a Russian Mail Order Bride. . .beat that!

 

Oh yeah!! Ivanna! What a gal!

 

You know it BayBay!!!!!!Yeah, baby, yeah!

 

I think I know her...hmmm...can't remember from where though

If I remember, I think it was an eye opening experience for all.



Note to self. Learn Russian.

 

Yeah, didn't some of her... clothing... end up on somebody's head?