And they say American ingenuity is dead

The Comfort Wipe


If you're old enough to purchase one of these, you've lived long enough to know how to wipe your own ass without getting **** all over your hands.

And if you don't? Please do us all a favor... buy one and beat yourself repeatedly with it.

 

You're finally catching up to Japan for weird/creepy things!

 

Arlon, it's to late for mother's day, but there's always Christmas. Get one for your mother.

 

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Sio some people are lazy and have to use a stick to wipe themselves...

I can see the stick being less hygienic then a hand that then gets washed...

 

I am sure there are other uses for the stick, too.

 

It does...? Cleaning the inside of the toilet with toilet paper or kitchen roll...?

 

Well, people do say 'stick it up your ****' (IIRC) so maybe that has something to do with it?

 

Is the *s a word refering to ones posterior...?

 

Yes. I don't know if I know any ToS-friendly words for it, so I starred it out.

 

Bottom
Bum
Posterior
Anus
Rectum

 

Could I say 'behind'

 

I can't see why not, I mean if you are not in front, then you are behind...