So NV Ask Yoda

I got this doll from my step mom for christmas and its sooooo cool so I made this thread to see how he'd answer your yes or no Qustions... so ... ask away..

*squeezes his left hand*

"THe force and its wisdom a yes or no Qustion. sense the force im my left hand press it and I will answer you" Starr's yoda doll says to all who are around.

 

Master Yoda, Is the dark side stronger?

-Marty

 

*Squeezes Yoda's hand*

"clear your mind of Qustions only then the answer you will see" Yoda says/


You heard it here folks you must clear your mind to know if the dark side is stronger or not!

*clapping fills teh air.*

 

Is Obi-Wan gay?

 

*squeezes hand*

"strong I am in the force but not that strong to see the answer"


We may never know if Master Yoda can't see.

 

how about that anakin fellow? is he "merry"?

 

"Difficult question you ask..answer not clear."


well... I wouldn't think so if he married Padme... but yoda dosen't know about that either. >.<

 

what exactly does yoda know? can't he give a strait answer to anything? sheesh.

 

I saw that Yoda at Toys R Us, and asked it if it was Gay, and it said "Disturbing, your question is." I almost died laughing.