*~*~*~Cactus Jack's Social Bar & Grille~*~*~*

A toast to Cactus Jack....whoever the heck he is! lol *starts drinking his rancor ale*

 

You want Cactus Jack, huh? *runs out the door and gets in his car* I'll be right back!

 

Yeah whoever he was. I think someone just thought him up. Or maybe not *seeing a ghost of a cactus* This isn't supposed to be haunted, but more adventure that means, I like that.

 

A cactus ghost? Hmm...*touches the ghost and his hand goes through it* Cool, but he still feels sharp. lol

 

Lol, *shakes head* Some people were born in the morning, and this morning someone was* *laughs and continues serving* You know I'm going to take a break at the water slides.

 

The water slides eh? Can i come? Please? [face_hopeful] Btw, who was born?

 

Go ahead, after all this place has six hot tubs, water slides, and games with other activities.

 

I was Born! back in October 4th, 1985. I am an old man! And of course you may join in the Water Slides!

 

Hey stop making it sound like you're 60 or I'll just by a casket for you!
*hits over to the water slides! * WOOHOO! This place is the best!

 

Allow me to inform you before you take that plunge Its actually a Wasteland slide. It dumps off into the back yard junkyard! But *shrugs* if you want to go ahead and that, then go right on ahead

 

Lol Sorry Mertroid you're about to get....uh, dirty. lol *sits at bar and orders an Imperial Lager and a Bantha Burger* Life is precious, i just realized that. *shakes head* I was almost killed last night.

 

Oh nevermind!
And let me guess, the hot tubs are filled with wine!
*goes back in, walks up to Darth_Elu and slugs him in the shoulder* Good thing someone said something. Getting dirty isn't bad, muddy that is, but waist! NO WAY! *slugs Alex too*

 

I've been slugged! Ow! *arm falls off* Huh? What the- was that supposed to happen?

 

*looks at the arm, and Darth_Elu, then tosses them both out* Lets get our story straight, it happened outside our permisses. You can no longer sue our Bar.

 

I wasn't going to, but oh well. *reattaches his arm magically* I am one with the force, but not dead though. lol :^) *looks at "water" slide* Hmm...what the heck..*goes down it* Weee! lol

 

//Walks in the door, looks around the place, and finds a seat near the window...

 

*runs in* BOO!

 

OH MY GOSH! I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE HEAD MAN HIMSELF! *quickly runs to get into his car* Oh, I hope he's not mad at me

 

I hope not Alex or you'll be in big trouble. lol

 

*Finally gets to the airport and opens the door for the head man* [face_shocked] Oh my goodness...

 

//Looks at the menu and decides to order...

I'll get a large juicy 20oz. Steak, medium-rare, all of the trimmings. And if you don't mind, a large Milk as well...

 

*drives back to the bar, silence fills the car* So...where ya from CactusJack sir?

 

*types in Darth_Haggis's order* Alright coming right up.
*strolls up to the kitchen* Alright we need a large juicy 20oz. Steak, medium-rare, all of the trimmings, and a large milk as well!
*walks over to Darth_Haggis* You'll have your meal in about ten minutes sir.
*walks back around checking up on other people*

 

Wow! Prompt and friendly service. This place has it all!

 

Hey that's just how we are and we're glad you like it sir.
*smiles and then serves other people*