So CO Contradictions Game

Here are the rules:

1. I'll post a statement.


2. Next person contradicts it and leaves a new statement to contradict.

And so on...

Here goes:

"It's Black"

 

It's white!





"I never pick my nose in public"

 

Oh, this is going to be fun!


"I never pick my nose in private." - Ha, thought you had me on that one!



"I never wear holey underwear."

 

"I always wear no underwear"





"I never go skinny dipping."


(This is a perfect game for SS )

 

"I always swim naked."


"I feel pretty."

 

i feel ugly.

O BOY!!!



i am awesome!!!!!

 

MoD - you'll have to be more clever than that:

"You are not awesome."



"Love is a many splendored thing."

 

love stinks

im on fire

 

Ouch, that must hurt!

"I'm all wet"


"I do all my own stunts."

 

"I'm Brad Pitt"





"I have no legs"

 

"My legs go all the way up."



"I'm all heart."

 

I'm heartless.

Monkeys will never rule the world.

 

Planet of the Apes




Your momma wears combat boots!

 

My momma wear ballet slippers.


Don't do me any favors!

 

here let me help you with this.


columbus sailed the ocean blue.

(is that clever enough?)

 

The chicken crossed the road.





I think therefore I am.

 

you are stupid which makes you not



drugs are bad

 

painkillers are good



Stupid is as stupid does.

 

hmmmmmm


smart isn't as smart doesn't do



star wars is the best movie ever

 

(uhh...smart isn't and smart doesn't do? c'mon, try man, try!)

George Lucas is the worst dialogue writer ever.



You've just figured out blues clues.

 

I can never figure out Blue's Clues.


Roses are red, violets are blue.

 

Flowers are bitter, and taste like poo!




I'd look sexy in a slave bikini...

 

My eyes! My eyes!
JD would look horrible in the slave bikini!


I will not attend the September SCFF Meeting.

 

I'll be there in my slave bikini!! (no, not really)



Fanfilms are for goobers!

 

FanFilms Rock!



The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return. (Moulin Rouge)