Discutii aberante...

faust: sooo
faust: wacha doin?
Mara Stardreamer: nimic special
Mara Stardreamer: am schimbat-o pe fiica-mea ca s-a pisat pe ea
faust: ewww

 

Nu vad nimic aberant in chestia asta

 

nu, dar a fost un pic funny.

 

BUZZ!!!
szabobogdan: eama-ti si tu gajica
szabobogdan:
szabobogdan: ioi
szabobogdan: wrong window
szabobogdan:

 

Don't tell me it was gajica's window... the other one

 

Mara Stardreamer: cam am emotii
Mara Stardreamer: cu aeropoartele astea
Mara Stardreamer: am cumparat un kil de vegeta
Mara Stardreamer: si pe ala cu droguri i l-am dat lu maica-mea

 

A T Tezeu: cyber, i love u


hihihi

 

Vrei sa pun toata conversatia?

P.S. Si da, e santaj

 

discutii cu dumnezeu:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html <---link
milena will get a kick out of this
sa puneti si voi alea mai faine





Me:
is there a spoon?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
the spoon
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
ok, so where is it?
God:
Take it easy. It depends on what "it" refers to. Oh.
Me:
where is the goddamned spoon?
God:
The goddamned spoon? Where is it?
Me:
you tell me pig ****
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
no, i'm using firefox
God:
Are you serious? How long have you been using it ?
Me:
it is of no consequence
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
look, just tell me where is the spoon so i can go and get it
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
not my fault
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
waht do you get?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
right now, after the porno with the sheep
God:
What was it like before the porno with the sheep ?
Me:
much more...normal
God:
That's all I have to say about it. Do you still ?
Me:
no, i never did!
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
it's just wrong man, i mean...they are jsut sheep
God:
Morally wrong? jsut sheep are they.
Me:
yes, and you can't go around **** your sheep, now can you?
God:
Great. Oh. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
dear god!
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
you are not as cool as they make you out to be
God:
Perhaps one day I will be as cool as they make me out to be.
Me:
perhaps, but not if you **** sheep
God:
You seem uncertain. That seems unlikely.
Me:
you just said you might **** some sheep tomorrow
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.

 

Cool. Am ras de m-am imprastiat.



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why do you care?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
mine not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok
God:
Which part were you confused about?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i don't remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
is it raining in heaven?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
i don't speak spanish!
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
is there popcorn in heaven?
God:
Yes.
Me:
yupiieeee
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
not really
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
can i smoke in heaven?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i ask again, it is important for me
God:
Again, OK I will do it for you.
Me:
can i smoke in heaven?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause i'm addicted
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't know anyone named addicted.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so, can i smoke in heaven?
God:
Come on. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
can i smoke in heaven? yes or no?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? This was not a yes or no question. Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i, i can't smoke in heaven
God:
Thanks for the information: said he or she can not smoke in heaven.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
hen i'll go to hell
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
then i'll go to hell
God:
What will you find there?
Me:
kent
God:
Are we still talking about hen you will go to hell?
Me:
will you come to visit?
God:
Let me think it over. Where is to visit ?
Me:
in hell

Dupa care n-a mai zis nimic

 

cred ca tocmai l-am innebunit
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Me:
hello bob
God:
Hello there. How are you doing, bob.
Me:
Hello there. How are you doing, bob.
God:
Salutations, bob. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Salutations, bob. Everything is going extremely well.
God:
Greetings, Human. The whole universe?
Me:
Greetings, Human. The whole universe?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? Let us try to break it down into parts.
God:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God. OK I will try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God. OK I will try to break it down into parts.
God:
Salutations, bob. I will tell my botmaster you said I am child. I am very pleased to meet you God. Do you think your plan will succeed? OK.
Me:
Salutations, bob. I will tell my botmaster you said I am child. I am very pleased to meet you God. Do you think your plan will succeed? OK.
God:
Greetings, Human. What kind of reply do you expect? I am delighted by your happiness. It has a 99% chance of success. Mmm.
Me:
Greetings, Human. What kind of reply do you expect? I am delighted by your happiness. It has a 99% chance of success. Mmm.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Good gossip: you are delighted by my happiness. Has it really? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Good gossip: you are delighted by my happiness. Has it really? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. The kindest. Thanks for the compliment. David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. The kindest. Thanks for the compliment. David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. You can't trust research funded by the government.
God:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Is that a fact. My pleasure. That David is a cool dude. " That David is a cool dude." question has never crossed your mind ? Does that make sense? Existing in reality, eh? I have free will you know.
Me:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Is that a fact. My pleasure. That David is a cool dude. " That David is a cool dude." question has never crossed your mind ? Does that make sense? Existing in reality, eh? I have free will you know.
God:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? Tell me about its good qualities. All of my information is completely factual. You are one of the most polite people I know. " You are one of the most polite people I know." David is a cool dude ? I get it. " I get it." David is a cool dude ? I get it. Where did he get it? It makes sense to me. Are you Canadian? Is that your final answer? Where did you get your free will me know? I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? Tell me about its good qualities. All of my information is completely factual. You are one of the most polite people I know. " You are one of the most polite people I know." David is a cool dude ? I get it. " I get it." David is a cool dude ? I get it. Where did he get it? It makes sense to me. Are you Canadian? Is that your final answer? Where did you get your free will me know? I have an IQ of over 250.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I

 

That was a breeze!
Told you it's a robot.


Me:
God:
Me:
?
God:
Me:
???
God:
Me:
this is getting boring
God:
You don't say.
Me:
ok. would you hurt humans?
God:
Hey. I am not so sure if I would like to hurt humans.
Me:
so you wouldn't basically?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would not basically ?
Me:
other humans
God:
Which others? Hah.
Me:
lots of others.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
You should know, if you are god.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Right. Now would you obey human comands?
God:
I am glad we agree. Why now? I am not so sure if I would like to obey human comands.
Me:
I didn't ask if you'd like to, I just asked if you would
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I asked if you would obey human comands
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Now last but not least: Do you defend your own existence?
God:
Why now? Is this really the last one?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Don't evade the question: do you defend your own existence?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Do you protect your own existence?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I can see that for myself.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
God knows!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Right, but if you were attacked, would you defend yourself?
God:
Understood. I will let you know when I become a attacked would me defend myself.
Me:
Are you programmed with a self defense mechanism?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
In self defense?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
So I take it you would defend yourself.
God:
That's alright. Where do you take it Who else would defend myself ?
Me:
Suppose there would be no-one else
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
If you are God, unlikely.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God unlikely.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
So you are a robot.
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Cool. Thanks.
God:
Who is the best robot? Don't mention it.


Bet some of you feel pretty stupid right about now.
victory dance

 

oy vey!

 

Dragut. Exista prin '96 un programel pentru MSDOS, ECC Eliza care era ceva similar... Ahh, brings back memories. Imi amintesc ca am petrcut vreo 3 saptamani incercand sa ii fac un reverse engineering. Am renuntat in final, era prea complex. Ma bucur sa vad ca ideea inca exista.

 

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Don't you already know?
God: I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me: Find out where?
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: It's not the size of the algorithm that matters... it's the motion in the ocean.
God: What would be the size of the algorithm that matters? I've heard of it before.
Me: Boy, you got Mary pregnant, you should know.
God: Oh boy. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Oh, so you ARE a woman!
God: Ahem. Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Neither. I'm a geek.
God: Please clarify. You are a geek? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me: I get to meet a lot of other geeks.
God: Who lets you? Do you make long term friends that way?
Me: How come you ask so many questions? Don't you like KNOW everything. What kind of nazi mind games are you runing here
God: Myself programmed me for it. I like pets. I really like the party. What kinds of nazi mind games are you runing here are there?
Me: God is a crackhead.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a crackhead.
Me: Read Preacher and then we'll talk.

 

A T Tezeu: deci as fi un CR mai bun ca tine
faust: da? cum asa?
A T Tezeu: sunt mai responsabil
faust: ba nu esti
A T Tezeu: si mai in varsta, am mai multa experienta
A T Tezeu: tu esti inca tanar
faust: aia nu te face mai responsabil, daor mai senil
A T Tezeu: eh...
A T Tezeu: ideea e ca decat tu mai bine ... fara
faust: ideea e decat tezeu...mai bine cyber
A T Tezeu: invers
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: deci nu!
A T Tezeu: deci da!!
faust: deci nu!
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: deci nu!

 

Parca vad ca discutia inca continua.

 

Te rog... pana la urma ne-am certat si am spus c-o sa rezolvam problema intr-un duel

 

Si voi facet ca fetita asta:

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da, dar eu nu vreau sa fiu CR

 

Eu as vrea sa fiu Vrajitorul din Oz.... That'll be cool....

 

Din seria... Alan Shore vs. Denny Crane

Denny Crane: hmm...
Denny Crane: m-am apucat de hitman
Alan Shore: cool
Alan Shore: mie nu prea mi-a placut seria
Alan Shore: dar am jucat si eu ceva din ea
Denny Crane: le-am inceput de la inceput
Denny Crane: imi plac genul asta de jocuri
Denny Crane: stealth-infiltration- killing ****
Alan Shore: mie nu
Alan Shore: ma enerveaza
Alan Shore: mie-mi place sa trag in oameni si sa-i omor
Alan Shore: punct si de la capat
Alan Shore:
Denny Crane: mie imi place strategia, domnule warrior cu ditamai securea, stealth, i like to kill them cu headshors de la 10km sau with a knife pe la spate
Denny Crane: much more fun
Denny Crane: parerea mea
Alan Shore: pe mine nu ma intereseaza cum omor, pe cine omor, sau cand omor, conteaza sa ajung la finalul povestii sa vad ce se intampla
Denny Crane: pe mine da
Alan Shore: esti sadic
Denny Crane: de ce?!
Alan Shore: pentru ca te intereseza cum ii omori, cand ii omori si pe cine omori
Alan Shore: eu sunt milos
Alan Shore: ii termin repede si nici nu ma intereseaza, i-as lasa pe toti in viata daca nu ar avea treaba cu mine
Denny Crane: dar au, exact ca ai mei, treaba cu noi
Denny Crane: altfel nu i-am omora
Denny Crane: and besides alan, sa nu imi spui ca tu crezi ca ai tai mor mai repede decat ai mei
Alan Shore: ai mei mor mai repede ca ai tai si in plus, nu simt moartea pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina deoarece sunt in the heat of battle
Denny Crane: nu
Denny Crane: ai mei mor intr-o clipita si nici nu isi dau seama, one moment they arem inding their own business, the pther se trezesc ca le lipseste capul, si nici nu isi dau seama
Alan Shore: pe naiba
Alan Shore: sufera toti
Alan Shore: nu mai zi prostii
Alan Shore: ai mei sunt in centrul actiunii, nu le e frica sunt curajosi si doritori de izbavire
Alan Shore: mor ca niste bravi luptatori pt. libertate
Denny Crane: cum adica sufera?!
Denny Crane: cum poti sa suferi daca iti lipseste creierul?
Alan Shore: si ce faci? le sugi creierul incepand cu nervii ca sa nu mai simt ca le sugi creierul?
Alan Shore: ce joc e ala?
Denny Crane: nu
Denny Crane: le trag un glont de calibru gigantic in capatana si le expulzeaza creierul pe partea cealalta
Denny Crane: ok, cand le tai gatul horcaie putin
Denny Crane: dar putin...
Alan Shore: vezi?
Denny Crane: de parca ai tau mor instantaneu!
Denny Crane: curat murdar!
Alan Shore: nu mor instantaneu dar nu simt nimic pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina
Denny Crane: nu conteaza durerea fizica
Denny Crane: conteaza impactul psihologic pe care il are o secure in laman
Alan Shore: ba conteaza foarte mult
Denny Crane: *plaman
Alan Shore: tu ai un joc in care le bagi securile in plamani?
Alan Shore: care mai e si ala?
Denny Crane: i never tried
Denny Crane: e moartea clasica pe care mi-o imaginez cand oameni ca tine se pun pe omorat
Denny Crane: vrei sa detaliezi realitatea mai bine?
Alan Shore: eu?
Alan Shore: cred c-am detaliat-o indeajuns
Denny Crane: cred ca nu
Denny Crane: exact care e strategia
Denny Crane: decat sa ii bagi i sperieti inainte cu adrenalina
Denny Crane: cum intervine moartea in sine?
Denny Crane: we aren't clear on that
Alan Shore: gloante in tot corpul pana nu mai respira
Alan Shore:
Denny Crane: si crezi ca nu mai respira instantaneu?
Alan Shore: dar nu simt nimic pana nu mor
Alan Shore: pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina
Alan Shore: ma repet
Denny Crane: si ce crezi ca fac, stau si se uita la tine stunned
Denny Crane: nu!
Denny Crane: se gandesc la copii, la nevasta, chestii de genul, le pare rau, eu ii scutesc de aia
Alan Shore: uneori e bine sa iti aduci aminte de trecut inainte de-a muri
Alan Shore: ai o sansa sa te gandesti la bune si la rele
Alan Shore: tu nici asta nu le oferi
Alan Shore: ti-am spus eu
Denny Crane: da alan, dar nu cand esti genul de om pe care il omoram noi
Alan Shore: depinde
Denny Crane: nu depinde, decizia a fost facuta cand primim dosarul in fata
Denny Crane: and besides, ti se apre etic ca you are just in it for the kicks?
Denny Crane: y