Do you think, right now, there are robots living among us humans?

Please answer the above poll. And if you like, we can talk about the advantages and disadvantages of inward singing.

 

Tenacious D rules us all...

 

There is insufficent data for this unit to formulate a response.

 

Whaaaaa?

 

Well, this solidifies my theory. People on message boards without underlined names = robots.

 

Silence! We are destined to rule the entire universe. We are the superior beings! You will be exterminated. Exterminate!

 

Yes. Humans can bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender

 

I love robots.

Here is a list of the greatest robot influences of the world:

C3-PO
R2-D2
R5-D4
the Cylons
Twiggy
Maximillion
V.I.N.C.E.N.T
Ol' B.O.B
Tom Servo
Crow
Voltron
Optimus Prime
Gort
Herbie from Fantastic Four cartoon
Gigantor
Robbie
Pimpbot 2000
Jeff Goldblume

 

Um, hellooooo??

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How could you forget Rosie?

 

You're right Kasey. I'm a complete chauvinist. I left off all the lovely lady robots

Let's see, female robots....there's...uh...Melanie Griffith from Cherry 2000?

But 3PO is kind of girly. And Gort (from the Day the Earth Stood Still) has no genitalia, despite having a tight fitting chasis.

 

A useless tidbit of information: the word "robot" comes from the Czech word robota, meaning forced labor.

 

Isn't Daryl Hannah a robot? I mean, her acting is certainly robotic enough.

 

What about Gigolo Joe?

"Hey Joe, whatta ya know!"


Hmm?

 

There was also "Johnny 5". One of the few robots ever to have a song about him done by El Debarge.

Here is the robot I'm building. He has an eye patch, because he's a ruthless killer.

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John, you forgot 7-Zark-7 from Battle of the Planets on your robot list.

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This is why I should never make lists. I'm oh-so-careless, and always leave someone out.

I also left out He-man's Roboto, Brainiac, and HAL.

 

And Robot from Lost in Space...

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"Danger, Will Robinson!"

 

OMG! Robots that play soccer!

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I met this robot last week in San Diego. He didn't understand why he was programmed to kill humans, and was suffering from a guilty conscience. He still tried to kill me and all, but I felt really bad for him, as it's the only life he'll ever know.

 

B'omarr, at least it wasn't a robot Ewok...

 

Hey! Welcome back!


Sorry to hear about the robot, man. Bummer.

 

I was once attacked by the anamatronic James Garfield at the Hall of Presidents in Disney World.

 

Did you take a ride on It's A Small World to make it all better?