dum de dum

Just thought I'd post something......................................................................................................that was fun.

 

it was almost as fun as castration

 

Or being "groomed" by Chet

 

aaaaah - the erstwhile cr!

Back from your outing with your friend jack and his mate mr.Daniels?

 

//got given a large bottle of JD as one of his Xmas pressies from the parents... hints?!

 

Jimmy oblivion if you know him as well as me. Anyone got a dictionary? I need the definition of "Moderation".

 

Ah I should of sent down a bottle of the good stuff for you to enjoy

 

I can't walk properly.

 

watch where you are sitting then.

 

I can't walk properly.

I heard about your accident at Lincoln Station...


..I was there with a bunch of mates collecting numbers.

 

LMAO. Nice to hear some subtlety and wit on this board.

 

[Commander Data]Humour....I love it[/Commander Data]

 

People think we are the same person.

 

nah, everyone knows Moylsey is a distinct poster.

 

Yes...everyone...

 

People think we are the same person.

Nah, I got away with a slight maiming, you got pushed under a speeding locomotive.

 

Sorry to hear about yer accident, Az!!! I heard ya jumped out in front of a train and it slipped under ya!!!

 

I didn't push him! It was... erm... someone else...

 

Timetable of Lincoln station incident:

9am - arrive
9.10am - put Westy on train
9.18am - train leaves station
9.20am - Az leaves station

As you can see it was a really interesting incident.

 

You missed out:

9:19am - Give handjob to ticket inspector

 

Well... I thought it'd be most unfair on the ticket inspector... lasting a whole minute therefore...

 

Goes to show how good you are

 

Dame Shirley Bassey:

He's the man... the maaaaaaaaaaaaan with the miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaas touch...

 

Goldmember..... fnarr! fnarr!