FF:QLD Enter the Coloseum.

It has come to my attention that a few threads are becoming excesively violent, so...

<Issues jazzy looking outfits to everyone in the thread, and gives everyone weird and wackey names>

...I'm going to use you guys to start my very own Australasian WWF. All you have to do is beat each other up, NO HOLDS BARRED and JP must ALWAYS lose.
I have situated chairs, whacking sticks, aluminum cans, rubber chickens aswell as other paraphenalia around the thread for you to use.

*** You may use this thread as you wish as long as innocent by standers are NOT in danger. I am the referee and sole judge of any outcomes in this thread. What I say goes. You will protect yourselves at all times. What goes on in this thread stays in this thread. You get the drift I assume***

Let the games begin...

 

First up we have a triangle match:

Grieyls Vs JediLeia Vs JediPaul with chief interferer Mr Ewok.

<Rings Bell>

 

are u sure it's wise letting me loose in the ring , and why can't we pick on JP , it's so much fun thought

 

Oh Baby! Let the violence begin!
Mwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

JL: "All you have to do is beat each other up, NO HOLDS BARRED and JP must ALWAYS lose."

Pick on anyone you want.

 

Why do I ALWAYS NEED TO LOSE?, I am not impressed u know!

 

Can I use my big mother of a flamethrower?

 

I'll take you on Ghost... use your flamethrower at your discretion. I have a greater weapon, a weapon that will strike fear into the hearts of the bravest men.

I have..

... a crocheted doily of death.

 

Nothing beats my whacking stick, stand back all and cower in the awsome might that I wield. For behold......The Whacking Stick is here......Dum dum daaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

Not the doily of death! Actually i'd like to see that

 

Hello! Man weilding powerful whacking stick here!............




.........I don't know, it's just not as impressive anymore.

 

It's because people fear the doily more

 

What doily.... Oh my god! Get it away, get it away from me. <scrambles to other side of arena>

 

It works like a ninja star, except for inflicting fatal stabbing wounds, it has a far more subtle effect.

It reminds my adversary of school holidays spent at grandparents, or family friends houses and the smell of moth balls and flowery perfume. The smell brings on a suffocating throat spasm, caused by the smell memory linking to eating something you dispised as a child, like kidney.

The challenger is brought down by their own childhood nightmare, whilst the doily waits silently on the face of my adversay for my collection.

There is no competition.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I challenge all comers....

For I... am....Spartacus !!!!

Raises fists in defiance

 

<Faints dead away>

 

Woo Hoo I name Kahlan current FFWWF Champion. It's gonna take someone pretty fearsome to beat the doily of death.

Please carry on...

 

.........................

 

Enough of your cheek Grieyls On Guard!

Fear me for I Captain Winklebottom, thrower of 50c pieces

 

Walks around ring slowly, spinning the doily on one finger menacingly.

" we can take all of you!"

"All we fear is the crack in the vinyl beneath us on the lounge chair that used to rip us and hurt us. Other than that we fear no man or lounge chair"

 

<Grabs lounge chair with vinyl rip in one hand and 50c pieces in the other>

 

Damn the only weapon i have is feminine charms in this arena

 

Ha I laugh at your feminine charm. No Wait... Yes I laugh at your feminine charm

 

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