Mary Habanero's???

HAHAHAHA! "I smell another." Oh man, that's great.

Anakin: "That's right Master, I forgot you don't like farting."

Obi-Wan: "Anakin don't release anything without consulting either myself or the [Proctology] council.

 

OMG......you guys kill me!

 

Palpatine: I will not allow this log to be sphinctered in two. (man, it's late, I apoligize for the obscene material)

 

Do I need to add another letter to my previous post?? LMAO

 

What letter would that be? (remember, it's late, secondary brain functions start to shut down)

Palpatine: You don't need potpourri Anakin, I see you're becoming the smelliest of Jedi.

 

I dont feel I could post THAT letter in a room that minors can access.

 

Fair enough.

Yoda: Begun this gas war has.

 

Obi-Wan: You don't need to see his peppers...

Dumb trooper: Uh, I don't need to see your peppers.

Obi-Wan: These aren't the Habaneros you're looking for...

Dumb trooper: Uh, these aren't the habaneros' we're looking for.

Obi-Wan: He can go about his farting...

Dumb trooper: you can go about your uh, farting.

Obi-Wan: Fart away...

Dumb trooper: Fart away, fart away.

 

This thread is getting mighty raunchy.

 

Raunchy?... or RANCHY!with GUACAMOLE!!!

Han: And I thought they smelled strong, on the outside!

 

Ben: Luke! You will go to the Red Hot Chili Pepper system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who pulled my finger...

 

Mutt, I think your last post had a bad desease.

 

Bumping this one way up from the dead. Since this thread started before the movie and we only used lines from the trailers/tv spots, I thought we might come up with some Episode II habanero lines.

EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE HABANEROS!

Jango Fett: Always a chore, smelling a Jedi.

Anakin: I farted on them all. And not just the men, but the women and children. They're animals, and I farted on them like animals. Someday I will become the Smelliest Habanero eater ever. I will even learn how to stop people from burning their tongues.


Anakin: Sorry Master, I forgot you don't like farting.

Obi-Wan: Its not the farting I mind, its the abundance of methane that bothers me.

Mace: This enchilada is over!

 

Mutt! Great job bringing this back.

Yoda: Around the survivors, a fart expel.

Yoda: Much to smell, you still have.

Anakin: I'm farting on him now!

 

**Anakin eats the last Habaneros**

Qui-Gon: Anakin, Anakin, Noooooooo!!!!

Yoda to Mace: Pain, suffering I feel! Young Skywalker is in terrible pain! The last Habaneros he has eaten.

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Yoda to the Younglings: Passed gas master Obi-Wan has. How embarrasing, how embarrasing.

 

Drk_Hlmt,
"Yoda to the Younglings: Passed gas master Obi-Wan has. How embarrasing, how embarrasing."

Rolling on floor, LMAO in severe pain!