Hello, lovely Kristie (also: The BB Camping Fire)

Hey Kristie!!

Really glad you were the one!


-JR

 

i want a smore!

 

Hi Jay! I missed you.

 

I missed you too, hon.

So how's your first day been in the BB house?


-JR

 

Kitty is stalking me..

 

then who should i stalk? a celery stalk?

 

Comedy genius, right there.


-JR

 

*facepalm*

 

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Juli is my hero.

 

She is.

 

We haven't had a story for a while.


I shall start us off....



In a tiny house, in a wood, in the middle of nowhere, an old lady sat making a phial of poisonous poison...


-JR

 

...and singing old chants in a dark tongue that hadn't been used since the World had been known as Coalescing Lava Ball #3.

She could have been beautiful in a different universe, one where gravity and rot didn't exist, but right now she could just be described as "OmigoshEWWWW". The three-eyed frog inside the cauldron didn't seem to mind, though.

Then, suddenly, out of nowhere...

 

....a whip wielding wombat appeared from the chimney, like a blast from a cannon .

"I'm onto you old lady!!"

He said as he....


-JR

 

...put on a pink tutu and began dancing around the old lady.

Soon after that,...

 

...as his whip wrapped around the old lady's waist, he was dragging her kicking and screaming up the chimney, which happened to be a time portal that transported them both to....


-JR

 

...Richard Gere's ass...

 

...around 2099. After they had burst out of Gere's coffin...

 

...where upon they heard the squeaking voice of a hamster:

"What are you two doing in my hidey hole?!"

Picking up his shotgun, the hamster attempted to blast the Wombat and the old lady, but only succeeded in blowing a hole in the side of Gere's hip. Whereupon....


-JR