I NEED JEDI WARRIORS!!!

Here ye,here ye!
A new fiend has risen,and I need the aide of strong Jedi to help me!

This fiend is........LIVI-WAN!!!!!!

She must be stopped!

Come friends,the reward will be great!

 

Well i'm no Jedi, but the promise of rewards is always a tempting offer for me lol

So....now what?

 

I need more than one person!

Tell your friends.........if such beings exist!



I say that with love!

 

Friends???? What's this you speak of???



Of course, i'll get right on it.....just as soon as i'm made Pope!

 

Sorry, can't help ya'. I'm on the evil side.

 

There, you see Twinky, that there is one of my friends, and she won't even help her buddy Yosh. Well Meers.....bah! I'll think of something to say when i don't feel so ill.

 

Jedis shmedis... doo gooding dithering losers who are more concerned that their new shoes match the latest colour of Maybelline nail polish!

You need the power of the Darkside my dear............

 

Yes, join the darkside. You get free merchandise!

 

Cool, I'm up for destrying the 'ever-ill and looking for sympathy' Livi

 

Merchendise?

I'm sold!

OK,I NEEED JEDI AND SITH WARRIORS!!!!!

 

Oh! Like iron-on logos?

 

i'll help if we get free T-Shirts!

 

Hey! None of this stuff comes free. You must show your true evil side.

 

I am neither a Jedi nor a Warrior. I like being evil though.

 

People,the point of this thread is to collect able people to fight against the fiend Livi-Wan!

 

Lure her into the 'special' wing of the asylum with Oreo cookies then lock her in

 

But I don't want her in my bedroom DEQ!

 

We'll move you in with Az

 

[face_shocked]

 

Hehehe, if you look around the boards enough Twinky, you might find a Jedi Protector...

 

//packs stuff and prepares to move

 

Someone say they need a Protector?? I could go & sing em to sleep for ya ...

 

You need to hire someone besides those tree humping hippie monks know as jedi. Try Imperials, Sith, or Bounty Hunters.


TK-1164

 

LMAO @ TK-1164

Nicely put!