If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace

Or how about Starwars Episode I: The Jedi Prophecy

or The Begining of the End

 

Star Wars on Ice

 

Episode 1: Let the vengence begin

 

Star Wars Episode 1: The Shadow of Anakin



or Star Wars Episode 1: A whiny new jedi who will kill all the other jedis after marrying in secret and will become Darth Vader because that gay chancellor is bad

 

Too perfect a title to modify.

 

Actually, Revenge of the Sith would be a more appropriate title since that's what this whole prequel trilogy is apparently about.

 

Episode I: The one where the coolness of the supporting characters is inversely proportional to the amount of screen time they're going to get.

 

Episode 1: the beggening of the story of a little boy who wins a race, becomes a jedi and evetually who grows up has a forbbiden marriage with the girl he met, turns to become a sith and kills alot of jedi, has a fight with his master gets a bad 3rd degree burn, becomes a dude called darth V but redeems himself (sort of) by killing the almighty sith lord, dies and is burned again.

BAM!!!

 

<<<<<Actually, Revenge of the Sith would be a more appropriate title since that's what this whole prequel trilogy is apparently about.>>>>>

But, do the Sith get their revenge in TPM?

 

The Phantom Menace is an okay title but I really hate the title "Attack of the Clones" and then having another "of the" title in "Revenge of the Sith" is just repetitve and annoying. I know it mirrors ROTJ, but I am kinda sick of the "of the" titles. I maybe would have named AOTC "The Clone Wars" and ROTS "The Darkside Rising" or something like that.

 

I'd call it:

Star Wars: Episode I - Jar Jar's Big Adventure

 

NOOO!!!

 

Episode I: We's Gots Midichlorians!

Episode I: Sponsored by MaxFactor

Episode I: Lucas Is Sued By Andrew Lloyd Webber

Episode I: CliffsNotes Not Included