Insomnia

So anyone else up at this hour or am I going to be the only insomniac in the house?

 

It's only 7:00PM here, so I'm not really an insomniac.

 

Hooray! I hate being the only one up.

So how are you?

 

I'm fine, but I fear that you've dropped off to sleep.

 

Not a chance.

 

Good girl. So, what time is it there?

 

It's about 315 I think.

 

Christ, what'd you have, like 5 Red Bulls or something?

 

Nah. I've not been going to bed lately til about 530.

 

So, what benefits are there to gain from being Nocturnal?

 

Erm...well...I...hmmmmm...

 

Well, for one, you're basically in line with our normal time zone. Which means you might as well be over here.

 

Very true...perhaps I'll move!

 

Tomorrow?

 

YES! This is the best decision I've ever made. So...where exactly should I move? And is there anything I should bring?

 

Bring some money, but apart from that, I can even provide you with clothing.

 

Bring socks! Tis chilly here.

 

Guess I'm going to Australia!

 

Yay! I'll get the Prime Minister to write you a welcome letter, Tashi.

 

Excellent! I'm excited. What is there to do there?

 

We have Laser Force (where you strap a pack to yourself, run around and shoot lasers at people). Also we have many oversized tourist attractions for your perusal, including but not limited to: The Big Pineapple, The Big Crab, The Big Cow, The Big Prawn, The Big Banana and the Big Worm.

 

The Big Prawn! That sounds promising!

 

I think I may have scared jediguy off.

But not The Big Prawn!
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//cancels trip

 

Good god! After that picture I have to go there!