"It's Not My Fault!" The Star Wars Original Trilogy Favorite Quotes/Misquotes Thread

Coolness...

 

"Shut him up or shut him down!"

 

I like this one too, but actually it's...

I can arrange that! HE could use a good kiss!

Are you sure about that? Anyone watched the movies with captions and know the truth of the matter.

Skywalker Child, skeptical

 

I am too, SkywalkerChild...

Either way, it's hilarious!

 

"We catches the fishes, we smacks the fishes, we smacks the fishes, we smacks the fishes (fish jumps, catches) we smacks the fishes, we eats the fishes..."

Oops...wrong movie.

"Chewie, take the Professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"

 

Ah...one of my favorite, more serious parts from the ANH novel.

Luke's Aunt Beru was filling a pitcher with blue liquid from a refrigerated container. Behind her, in the dining area, a steady buzz of conversation reached to the kitchen.

She sighed sadly. The mealtime discussions between her husband and Luke had grown steadily more acrimonious as the boy's restlessness pulled him in directions other than farming. Directions for which Owen,...had absolutely no sympathy.

Returning the bulk container to the refrigerator unit, she...hurried back to the dining room. Beru was not a brillaint woman, but she possessed an instinctive understanding of her important position in this household. She functioned like the damping rods in a nuclear reactor. As long as she was present, Owen and Luke would continue to generate a lot of heat, but if she were out of their presence for too long-boom!

...she hurried in. Immediately, both men lowered their voices to something civilized and shifted the subject. Beru pretended not to notice the change.

"I think that Artoo unit might have been stolen, Uncle Owen," Luke was saying, as if that had been the topic of conversation all along.

His uncle helped himself to the milk pitcher, mumbling his reply around a mouthful of food. "The jawas have a tendency to pick up anything that's not tied down, Luke, but remember, they're basically afraid of their own shadows. To resort to outright theft, they'd have to have considered the consequences of being pursued and punished. Theoretically, their minds shouldn't be capable of that. What makes you think the 'droid is stolen?"

"For one thing, it's in awfully good shape for a discard...The reason I think it might be stolen is because it claims to be the property of someone it calls Obi-wan Kenobi."

Maybe something in the food, or perhaps the milk, caused Luke's uncle to gag. Then again, it might have been an expression of disgust, which was Owen's way of indicating his opinion of that peculiar personage. In any case, he continued eating without looking up at his nephew...

"Do you know who he's talking about, Uncle Owen?"

Surprisingly, his uncle looked uncomfortable instead of angry. "It's nothing," he mumbled, still not meeting Luke's gaze. "A name from another time,"..."A name that can only mean trouble."

Luke refused to heed the implied warning and pressed on. "Is it someone related to Old Ben, then? I didn't know he had any relatives."

"You stay away from that old wizard, you hear me!" his uncle exploded, awkwardly subsituting threat for reason.

Part II tomorrow.

As written in the Novelization of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

 

Another great Han line(s):

"Horizontal Boosters?"
Roar
"Alluvial Dampers?"
Roar
"Ah thats not it, bring me the Hydro-Spanners!"

"I don't know how we're gonna get out of this one"
BOOM!
"OWWWW!!!! CHEWIE!?!?!"
Roar?!?!

 

Pretty much all of Han's lines are good in particular

Leia - I love you!
Han - I Know

Also The chilling Darth Vader line:
"No, I am your father!"

 

Han: Together again, huh?
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han: How we doin?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?

Luke: There's not much to see. I used to live here, yknow.
Han: You're gonna die here, yknow. Convienent.

Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!
Han: I can arange that.

I like yoda quotes also.

Yoda: for 800 years have I trained jedi my own council will I keep."

 

"And your faith in your friends is yours"

"So be it, Jedi"

"And now young Skywalker, you will die" (It's just said in such a matter-a-fact way)

 

Vader

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"We would be honored, if you would join us."

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't
alter it any further."

 

Admial Piett: Bounty hunters! We don't need their scum!

Officer: Yes Sir.

The officer just replys in such a way, it's absolutly my favorite. Also the look on Piett's face when he relizes Bossk hear him!

 

Vader

"I have you now!"

 

A few of my favorites:

Leia: "You stuck up,half witted,scruffy looking,nerf herder!"

Han: "Who's scruffy lookin?"

Another one of my favorites is when yoda is training Luke,and Yoda is standing on one of Luke's legs,then Luke falls:

Yoda: "Concentraaaaaaate!"

and after Yoda raised the X-Wing out of the swamp:

Luke: "I don't believe it."

Yoda: "That is why you fail."

 

Vader

"You are unwise to lower your defenses!"

 

"It is you, who have mistaken. About a great many things"

That's also in almost daily use

 

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ANH:

Leia "General Tarkin! I should've known you were holding Vader's leesh. I reckognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

Threepio: "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

Threepio (the used car salesman): "Uh, excuse me sir but THAT R2 is in excellent condition, a real bargain!"

Han: "...where did you dig up that old fossil?"

Han: "going through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops boy! Without the right calculations you could bounce off of a star or fly right through a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick wouldn't it!"

Threepio: "Oh listen, they're DYING artoo! Oh cursed my metal body I wasn't fast enough. My poor master!"

"Threepio: "Use the comlink?!? Oh my! I forgot, I turned it off."

Han: "Maybe you'd like to be back in your cell your highness."

Han: "uh, everythings fine, situation normal. We're all fine....here....now.....how are you?"




ESB:

Han: "chewie take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyper drive."

Han: "and I thought these things smelled bad on the outside."

Yoda: "great warrior?!? Mmmm, wars not make one great."

Han: "well you've managed to keep me around here a little longer. Personally I think you just can't stand to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."

Threepio "I'm backwards! Only an flea-bitten (or is it overgrown?)mop head like you would be stupid enough to.."

Threepio: "Artoo has been known to make mistakes.....from time to time."

Threepio: "Han's being frozen in carbonite! He should be well protected. If he survives the freezing process that is" (I LOVE how matter-of-fact he says this).

Leia: "I love you"
Han: "I know"



ROTJ

Han: (when he sees Leia holding the blaster) "I love you."
Leia: "I know"

Han: "Well why don't you use your divne influence and get us out of this."

Imperial officer: "We shall double our efforts."
Vader: "I hope so commander for YOUR sake! The emperor is not as FORGIVING as I am."

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness
Palpatine: "your faith in your friends is yours."

Vader: "Especially for......SISTER! So, you have a twin sister! Obi Wan was wise to hide her from me! Now his failure is complete. If you will not join me, then perhaps....she.....will!"
Luke: "NOOOOO!!!!"

 

Vader: "I hope so commander for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

I love that line! The chill runs up my spine every single time. It doesn't matter how many times I hear it.

Tayschrenn