I've just been on X Factor!

Ok I know you guys dont approve but I was on the X factor tonight!!! OK so i wasn't singing but hey I was on the bloody show alright!!

 

I was working to actually see it...


buggery

 

/me slaps Tom

I didn't see anyone in a pink shirt !

 

Just as a side question Tom - Why didn't you go along and sing ? Give us a tune, go on you know you wanna.

 

i saw most of it and i didnt see him! where were you?

 

I was in the background twice in birmingham parts walking in and sitting at the back talking......my mom is dead proud even though ive been an extra in tv shows like casualty n stuff!

 

i`m proud of you too.

* pats tom on head with parental-like pride *

can i get your autograph at the next meet, ready for when you get famous?

* ruffles tom`s hair *

 

I too am very proud of what you've achieved my young padawan, you have the potential to be the most gifted Jedi of your generation.

/me fluffles Tom

 

jeez guys can see ur parental instincts coming out! lol

 

so i missed you. i honestly dont know how.

 

Just imagine how you're going to feel when he's away at Uni then David !

 

i know im going to be at school from Tuesday but im getting a laptop so i can come on here juring lessons.

 

That's a tippity top idea m8, totally waste the tax payers money, education who needs it !

 

Three weeks to go now and I'm off! Its finally kicking in just that my whole life is about to change...

 

no its alright. im paying for it. it not free

 

I think Martin is referring to the waste of money of you being in class and on here the entire time instead of studying, not the buying of the laptop.

 

Oh right. sorry! ok. ill limit it to breaktime and lunchtime.

 

Geez

Can someone get David a brick please ?

I really don't know why I pay income tax to have the youth of this country educated, when it clearly isn't working. I know it's not working because non of them listen or even want to understand what the rest of the world is saying to them.

Can someone get me a towel please ?

 

I dont mind a brick as long as it isnt blue and i would prefer to have many of them so i can build things!

Are you going to hitchhike around the galaxy?

 

Nope but I might just throw it in one day.

 

yep. are you a mind reader Martin?

 

The force is strong with you Oh wizzed one