FF:QLD JEDIPAULAW'S Coffee shop

Guys I'm diversifying my business operations, I have an essay to do on Gourmet Coffee shops so that is the creative inspiration behind this exciting venture

Oh and did u know that Sci Fi fans r the biggest consumers of Gourmet Coffee?

Yes , my Coffee shop will have computers hooked on to the net, so u can surf ya fav Star Wars sites and play ya fav Star Wars games while drinking ya fav Coffee guys and girls


So come on in, free Coffess all round, oh and I serve my Coffees in those Applause mugs that were being sold back a few years ago, u know those mugs in the shape of Stormtroopers, and C3PO and Vader and Solo etc

Oh but I have one clause, and that is I will not serve Grieyls, 'cos he always beats me up!

But I'll serve MR Squidly though

 

paul you suck lol
think up some thing new for once

 

It *is* technically a new idea - he could have started a Starbucks or a Coffee Club.

Paul, I'll have an Irish Coffee. I assume this *is* a licensed establishment?

 

look you we will have none of your cheek take your fansy pansy offe and go back to your own planet
just fiddin
not
paul you still suck too

 

<Mr Squidly approaches counter, asks for a flat white, and brings to me> Nice Turtle, why thankyou. Heh heh, he'll never figure this one out.

 

Hey I saw that!, but it's ok 'cos that Coffee contained Jabba droppings!

 

No it doesn't, switched cups while you weren't looking so there!

 

You could be a little nicer Sith Star.

I'll have an iced chocolate. Do you have that here? OOoooh,,and if you do can I have lots of chocolate dusting on the top and a few bits of flake thrown in there for good measure.

OK so I'm no coffee conoisseur ( is that how you spell it?)..are those without a love of coffee allowed?

 

Why not, unless JP doesn't know how to run a buisness there should be.

 

Can i order a coffee in here ?
While i wait for that answer i'll have a cafe latte thanks

 

I'd get you one, but the proprieter is being a snob and won't serve me.

 

mmmm coffee *drool*

I'll have an esspresso thanks, hold the sugar.
So Mr Squidly hows your week been?

 

I'd repeat what he just said, but I don't think you want to know.

 

well if he won't serve u then darl,can i beat him up

 

Be my guest sweety.

 

alright JP if u don't give grieyls a coffee , i'll hit you.....waits ........
ahhhh can't wait any longer <THUMP>

 

It's Bonnie and Clyde with thier pet Turtle Fluffy.

<Hides>

 

it's ok , i won't hurt u SWNZ , i would rather hurt JP instead

 

<THUMP!> I think I will change stratagies.......<Whips out whacking stick.........THWACK!>

 

Good idea, it doens't hurt as much.

 

That's what you think.

 

<Ducks under Grieyls whacking stick>

Yes, I was wondering if you had any scones?

 

Oooohh have you got any of those little Baci chocolates they have at the Coffee Club. Loooove them.

 

Sorry I just ate the last one. Yuuuuuummy

 

OW!!! Watch where you swing that thing, Grieyls! @$#@#%!!!!