Romania Maxima zilei

A Kenyan man once said to me, "You can get used to anything when money's involved." He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks a time.

 

Never argue with idiots. They drag you to their level where they beat you with experience.

 

"Masinile ar trebui sa lucreze, oamenii sa gandeasca. Masinile pot fi mai usor convinse" - Thomas J. Watson

 

Omul nu se masoara dupa locul unde traieste, ci dupa modul in care se bucura de ceea ce are.

 

Cat de multe lucruri sunt considerate imposibile inainte de a fi realizate.

 

Cand o femeie nu vorbeste, sa n-o intrerupi pentru nimic in lume.

Enriyeu Castaldo

 

43 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but not one single muscle to sit here with a dumb look on your face. Now we're talking efficiency.

 

Toti oamenii te aud cand vorbesti, prietenii insa inteleg ce spui, iar cei mai buni prieteni sunt cei care pricep si ceea ce n-ai spus in cuvinte.

 

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He. N-dude

 

Evil will always triumph...because good is dumb

 

Open mouth, insert foot - sau de ce nu este bine sa lasi gura sa vorbeasca fara cap!

 

Do nothing which is of no use.
Miyamoto Musashi

 

The supreme irony of life is that no one gets out of it alive - R. A. Heinlein

 

*ahem* Eu am dat in boala Sting.. si sunt niste versuri care nu ma lasa in pace...

You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the ring around your finger

Sting & The Police -- Wrapped Around Your Finger

 

Sexul este ereditar. Daca parintii tai nu au facut, nici tu nu vei face.

Woody Allen

 

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.

 

Cu banii poti cumpara o pozitie, dar nu poti cumpara respect.

Cu banii poti cumpara o locuinta, dar nu poti cumpara un camin.

Cu banii poti cumpara un ceas dar nu poti cumpara timp.

Cu banii poti cumpara un pat dar nu poti cumpara odihna.

Cu banii poti cumpara un medic, dar nu poti cumpara sanatatea.

Cu banii poti cumpara o carte, dar nu poti cumpara cultura.

Cu banii poti cumpara sex, dar nu poti cumpara iubirea.

Cu banii poti cumpara sange, dar nu poti cumpara viata.

 

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

dude, cred ca a mai fost macar odata

 

Am gasit citatele astea din Coran... pacat ca fundamentalistii islamici nu se deranjeaza sa le citeasca

There is no compulsion in religion, truth stands out clear from error. 2:256
If it had been thy Lord?s will, all who are on earth would have believed. Wilt thou then compel humankind to become believers! 10:99
If they turn away, We have not sent thee as a guard over them, Thy duty is only to convey [the Message]. 42:48

 

I loved you, so I drew these tides of men into my hands
and wrote my will across the sky in stars...

... intro al cartii "Seven Pillars of Wisdom", autobiografia lui Lawrence of Arabia (wiki si Guttenberg)

 

"Nu ar fi imposibil de demonstrat, cu suficienta perseverenta si avand o intelegere umana profunda a celor ce trebuie convinsi, ca patratul e defapt cerc. Aceste notiuni sunt simple cuvinte, iar cuvintele pot fi modelate pana ajung sa reprezinte idei deghizate" (sublinierea mea) -- Joseph Goebbels

 

There are two types of people in this world. Those who like me, & those who can go to hell.

 

"The brute necessity of believing something so long as life lasts does not justify any belief in particular."George Santayana

 

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
George Best