Tucson Movie Quotes

So this is a free for all quote thread. Just throw in quotes that mean somethin' to you and let's see what we get. And it don't matter how many or whether or not they're SW. Just don't get banned people.





Let's see, oh, this one.


"I'm a cop you idiot!"
-Arnold in Kindergarten Cop

 

"you smell like urine..."
"a lot?"
Blades of glory.

 

Which reminds me of this glorious line from Talladegah Nights:

"Shake and Bake!"

 

My two favorite quotes from Talledega Nights...

Look out Chip, I'll come at you like a spider monkey. -Texas Ranger

What the hell you lookin at, I ain't a bottle of Jim Beam. -Texas Ranger

 

I like "Oh God, Please be 18!"

 

If anyone has seen the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap this line is classic:

Meredith Blake: The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
Nick Parker: Them.
Meredith Blake: What?
Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?

 

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

 

"You're so drunk Doc Holiday you're probably seein' double"

"I got two guns, one for each of ya' "

 

"I shall forever be known as the man who opened the door!"

Leonardo Di Vinci in Ever After



"I'm still sitting in my pee-pee pants"

Texas Ranger in Talladegah Nights

 

"Did you ever kill anyone!!??"

"Yeah, but they were all bad"

 

"Now go home and get your f&*%$@ shine box"

 

"Why'd it have to be snakes?"

 

"In case youre captured...youre gonna want to take youre own life. Here, Use this...(slides Gary an old taped hammer over the table)"

 

"But Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. *oof*"

 

Well I'm your huckleberry.


And of course one of the best

Do or do not, there is no try.

 

"You kill me, I'll kill you right back!!!"

 

skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!

 

"eh, craig, we got two hundred dollars"-smokey

"I got two hundred dollars"-Devo

 

"Having a bit of a problem with your Bogo Pogo" ~ Strictly Ballroom

 

"Apples?
Does Blorg mean Apples?
Is Apples your cat?
UH!
Apples is stuck in a tree? Quick, church, get a ladder."

Red Vs. Blue

 

"What am I going to do with a gun rack?"

 

"PC loadletter? The $*&% does that mean?!"

 

Sad but I know what that means.

PC= "Paper Cassette". Holdover from the "older" days meaning the paper tray # 2. Load letter is an HP laserjet display for saying load letter size paper. So it's saying load letter size paper in tray 2 (HPs use tray 2 90% for the time in the laserjet series). Basically the printer is out of paper.

Gawd I hate computers, why do I know this cr*p?.

Quote:

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks: "Empire".
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

 

"Do you like apples?"

"Huh?"

"Do you like apples?"

::shrugs::

"well I got a number how you like them apples!" ::laughs::

 

best.movie.quote.ever!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
~ Airplane!