Sth Bend, IN Non-Star Wars Movie Quotes!

"Cain! Do you care wether you live or die?"

'I don't know.'

Menace II Society

-Professor Murder
"You know it."

 

Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.

-Short Circuit


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Dr. Jean Grey: I think you'll be comfortable here.
Wolverine: Where's your room?
Dr. Jean Grey: With Scott, down the hall.
Wolverine: Is that your gift? Putting up with that guy?
Dr. Jean Grey: Actually, I'm telekinetic. I can move things with my mind.
Wolverine: Really? What kind of things?
Dr. Jean Grey: [shuts closet doors behind him with her mind] All kinds of things. I also have some telepathic ability.
Wolverine: Like the Professor?
Dr. Jean Grey: Nowhere near that powerful. But he's teaching me to develop it.
Wolverine: I'm sure he is. So read my mind.
Dr. Jean Grey: I'd rather not.
Wolverine: C'mon. You afraid you might like it?
Dr. Jean Grey: I doubt it.

-X-Men

 

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
'Better listen to him: he's pre-med.'
-Animal House

"You're right. He's preaching."
-Se7en

"What are you doing?"
'I'm quietly judging you.'
-Magnolia

"Who the **** are you, who the **** do you think you are? I come in here, you don't know me, you don't know who I am, what my life is, you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life?"
-Magnolia (again)


"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
-Fight Club

"Hello, boys. Did you have a good night's rest? I missed you."
-Blazing Saddles

"You will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor."
-(More) Blazing Saddles

-Le Penguin
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"

 

Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes!
Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.

-Police Academy

 

Let's see if we can keep 'em short and sweet for a bit...

"Let's go."
-The Wild Bunch

"37!?"
-Clerks

"You killed the car."
-Ferris Beuller's Day Off

"In the end, we get it all."
-Casino

"Sebastian, will you come here for a moment?"
-Notorious

"Whoa."
-Keanu Reeves in every film he's been in except "Dangerous Liasons"

-Le Penguin
"I just told him: that's what little dudes do."

 

John Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holiday: I'm your huckleberry.

Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.

Wyatt Earp: You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!


-Tombstone

 

Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.
Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee: Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's not a knife. [Draws his.] *This* is a knife.

Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away?
Neville Bell: No, you got the lens-cap on.

 

Jen: Who am I? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the incredible Green Destiny. Be you Li or Southern Crane, lower your head and ask for mercy. I am the desert dragon. I leave no trace. Today I fly over Eu-Mei. Tomorrow... I'll kick over Wudan Mountain!

Li Mu Bai: Sharpness is a state of mind.

Sir Te: A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands.

Li Mu Bai: No growth without resistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint.

-Wo hu zang long (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)

 

Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

-Cruel Intentions

Note: I wanted to post some more but I am trying to stay "clean".

 

Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse Montgomery III: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

-Dude, Where's My Car?

Just in case you couldn't figure that one out.

 

Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like we've got all the horses!
Rick O'Connell: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

Beni: Much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path.

Hangman: Any last requests?
Rick O'Connell: Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.

Rick O'Connell: I've been to Hamunaptra.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick O'Connell: Every damn day

[After a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time.]
Rick O'Connell: That happens a lot around here, doesn't it?

Winston: So what does your little problem have to do with His Majesty's Air Force
Rick O'Connell: Not a damn thing!
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick O'Connell: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?

Rick O'Connell: Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
Evelyn: You better. Because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.

Evelyn: You know, nasty little men like yourself always get their come-uppances.
Beni: They do?

Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.

Rick O'Connell: That's called "stealing," you know.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."

-The Mummy.

Man! Until now I never realized how funny that movie is!

 

Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Private Hudson: Well that's a switch.

-Aliens

 

Cosmo: There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!

Mother: We got bubkes! We turn ourselves in now, they'll give us twenty years in the electric chair!

Cosmo: The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?
Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.

Cosmo: I cannot kill my friend. [to his henchman] Kill my friend.

Cosmo: Posit: People think a bank might be financially shaky.
Martin: Consequence: People start to withdraw their money.
Cosmo: Result: Pretty soon it is financially shaky.
Martin: Conclusion: You can make banks fail.
Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.
Martin: Stock market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Martin: Currency market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Martin: Commodities market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Martin: Small countries?

-Sneakers

 

From one of my favorite "horror/scary" movies of the 90's.

Tom Scoggins: One night seems like a week.
Preacher: Relativity.
Tom Scoggins: What?
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.

-Deep Blue Sea 1999

Mav, I haven't watched Sneakers in years...

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

-Snatch 2000

 

Previous post by WOBDZ was actually by BaseDeltaZero.

I really need to fix my computer and stop using hers.

 

Drycoff: We are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignition systems, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. Including this, one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."

-Gone In Sixty Seconds 2000

The story is nothing original but it is a cool car chase movie.

 

"War brings out the worst in people. Never the good, always the bad."

-Oscar Schindler

 

Nice quote Knnos.

Angela: You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married.

Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.

Jack: Is that business or pleasure?
Angela: Is there a difference?
Jack: Not a great deal if you're a hacker.

Angela: So, what's this for?
[showing Jack his gun]
Jack: It's uh... it's for shark fishing.
Angela: Shark fishing... with a silencer?
Jack: Yeah. You certainly seem to know your ordinance.
Angela: Colorado. You grow up with guns.

-The Net

 

Doyle: What are you doing with that blade, there, Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it, mmm hmm.

-Sling Blade 1996

 

Piter DeVries: As you instructed me, I have enlightened your nephews concerning my plan...
Baron Vladmir Harkonnen: MY plan!
Piter DeVries: THE plan.


Paul Atreides: Gurney, we had practice this morning. I'm not in the mood.
Gurney Halleck: Not in the mood? Moods are thing for cattle and loveplay, not fighting!

Chani: Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

Paul Atreides: Are you suggesting the Duke's son is an animal?
Gaius Mohiam Helena: Let us say I suggest you may be human.

Gaiuus Mohiam Helena: Many men have tried.
Paul Atreides: They tried and failed?
Gaiuus Mohiam Helena: They tried and died.

Piter DeVries: It is by will alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning, it is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

 

What movie was THAT from, Charles?

Charlotte: You have done nothing to be ashamed of.
Benjamin Martin: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed.

-The Patriot

 

He always pulls things out of his butt.

Daniel Larusso: How did you do that? How did you do that?!
Miyagi: Don't know. First time.

- The Karate Kid 1984

 

Funny. It's from Dune

 

good book. Yet to see the movie. is it on DVD yet?