[Not Serious Debate!] Model UN - First Draft of Scenario & Roles! YAY!

The Ghanese government is super serial- UNSC action must immediately be taken against Manbearpig, who we suspect to be hiding deep within the Hindu Kush, lest his terrorist activities turn against the Ghanese cocoa industry, as means of punishing the West for it's invasion of Iraq!

Edit: Isn't it amazing how quickly a state can be swayed from it's non-interventionalist policies when their interests are so directly threatend?

 

The Republic of France requests a 3-hour lunch break and free wine for all delegates, mostly to cool the already hot heads in the delgation.

 

The USA joins the UK and Israel in encouraging Iran to put a permanent freeze on all activities related to the production and/or consumption of any grain or remotely edible wild grass derived products. We would consider this a good first step to becoming a partner for peace.

Also, someone will need to tell them we said that, as the US doesn't talk to terrorists or their sponsors.

 

The Republic of France would like to put a motion on the floor that all delegates, minus the UK delegate, fart in the general direction of the UK delegate.

And, we also join in the UK/USA/Israel pact to stop the consumption of grain products in Iran.

 

Indonesia suggests that the United Kingdom pay heed to the reasonable objections of the Iranian Bagel seekers. We object to the use of the word "hunter" as it would seem to imply a desire for killing on the part of the Iranians, which is a stereotype that the Westerners have tried to impose upon the Islamic world.

As a compromise, we suggest that all countries switch from biscuits and bagels to the use of peppers for a breakfast food. Research has proven that the high starch contents can cause such ailments as childhood and adult obesity, a problem which Indonesia does not suffer from to the same extent as the United Kingdom, likely due to our extensive use of peppers.

 

farradamadinejad rejects any imperialistic demand of Israel or the West that would infringe upon Iran's national right to wheat and wheat based products. Furthermore, farradamadinejad points out the irony that the west, the foremost producers of both wheat and enriched wheat products, would claim that Iran's acquisition of wheat for peaceful purposes is somehow a threat to the world's stability.

farradamadinejad would also like to point out that the Us remains the only country to use a enriched grains on another country during wartime.

It would be a shame if Iran was forced to reduce butter production in response to the war mongering from Israel and the West.

 

Italy seeks a concensus on foods from our EU and NATO allies to allow us to push for stability.

 

The EU requests that all wheat transactions hence forth are done so with the Euro, and no other currency.

 

The Republic of Slovakia hereby makes such a motion on behalf of the USA.

This motion is being made with the reciprocal expectation that the USA will include the Slovak Republic in its future plans to build a Central European Shield against any and all incoming cheap-quality ballistic Persian rugs.

 

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I'm afraid this thread's gotten too silly.

Started off with a nice little idea about the UN, but now it's got silly.

farraday's hair is too long to play Iran.

Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I saw got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bagel was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have something sensible. Some military precision.

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Sergeant: Squad... Camp it ... up!

Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.

Hmmph. Silly.

E_S

 

That is classic Ender. Classic.


But seriously...we'll need a decent debate topic. Soon, too, or we shall fall into the endless loop of Monty Python.

 

We're arguing about pointless junk with nothing being accomplished. How can a simulation of the UN get more accurate than that?

 

The nation of Israel hereby declares the nation of Iran and it's leader Cobra Comm- er, farradamadinejad, solely to blame for the decent of the thread into a dark age of silliness.

It also requests the next more serious scenario so it can get on with blaming Iran for that, too.

 

Indonesia wishes to point out that while farrahmadinjad may have initiated the alleged "silliness" the exacerbation and elevation was caused by all participants.

 

I thought of approaching a few of the Panamanian students at my university to get an insider's view of their country, but I don't think I could bear to say "I need to know this for a Model U.N. game on a Star Wars internet message board."

en.wikipedia.com/entry=panama it is, then.

 

Halcyon, you have hats and a canal. There, you're good to go

 

Also, when my pocket book is feeling a little light, I invade you and your neighbors and help "restructure" your economies and governments. Usually to save you from Communists.

 

Who knew DM spoke french?

And Syria? Damn you ES *shakes fist*

 

Well I couldn't give you Israel DS.

Plus you get to annoy the US and the UK. What more could any good Democrat want?

Besides with Pelosi's visit there, you should be familiar with it...

Oh yes. I went there.

E_S

 

Jello: Not EVERY significant nation has been taken. In fact, there are at least two potential world powers still up for grabs: although one is much closer to achieving that than the other.

 

Yeah...Denmark is really on the rise.

 

I was talking about India and Brazil, actually.

Pakistan and North Korea aren't taken either.

 

I didn't know about the hats. Hmmm, this could be a starting point for the development of a new foreign policy...

The sovereign state of Panama moves to remove all sanctions aimed at stopping the depletion of the ozone layer, in order to increase the use of hats.

 

The US seconds this motion, considering the severe lack of evidence that human activity is at all involved in ozone depletion in the first place.