JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

I like that paper. Today they have an unrecognizable Carrie Fisher.

 

Wow... she's looking good!

 

J E D I O V E R L O R D ! ! !

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/08/31/lancaster-panties-found.html

LANCASTER, Ohio - Berne Township officials were trying to figure out who abandoned about 3,000 pairs of panties along a road on Wednesday.

The panties were dumped near the intersection of Crawfis and Savage Hill roads, located southeast of Lancaster, 10TV?s Ashliegh Barry reported.

There were four dumping locations along a one mile stretch of Crawfis Road.

The panties were first discovered early in the morning, Barry reported.

The Fairfield County Sheriff?s Office said they believed they were dumped in bags from discount and grocery stores.

?I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing,? said Jim Carmichael, Berne Township Trustee. ?We're just looking at it like somebody has done this and we want to find out who did it."

The panties appeared to not be used, but they were not in their packaging, Barry reported.

Watch 10TV News and refresh 10TV.com for additional information.

 

Man caught raping a goat by his wife and son

 

Drunk moose stuck in apple tree

 

Aww, someone beat me to the drunk moose

 

My drunk moose will show you the meaning of haste!

Drunk mooses.

Meece.

Mice.

 

http://news.msn.co.nz/article/8301871/hot-tub-dead-body-weatherman-quits

"A US TV weatherman found asleep in a hot tub next to a dead man with a dog collar around his neck has resigned.

Brett Cummins, a meteorologist at KARK..."

 

http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

"U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten."

 

Nic Cage.....VAMPIRE!

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The head is either strangely shaped or its photoshoped. I'm astonished that this is getting so much buzz about something that looks that bad...

Or am I just missing the joke??

 

PETA to create a porn website to promote animal rights ( )

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is planning to launch a pornographic website to promote its animal rights and vegan diet message, a move that critics say will backfire and ostracize them from mainstream society.

PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt said in a telephone interview from Los Angeles on Tuesday that the group has applied with ICM Registry to launch the website peta.xxx.

Rajt says the site will feature "tantalizing" videos and photographs, which will lead viewers into animal rights messages. She noted that Norfolk-based PETA has used porn stars and nudity to get its message across in the past, including an annual speech online in which a PETA representative undresses. That video later shares a message about slaughterhouses.

She says a pornographic site will allow PETA to reach a broader audience and that publicity about the site is just as important.

"I think the bottom line is we live a in a 24-hour news cycle where over the years we've found our racier actions are kind of a fast track way to get people to stand up and pay attention about the plight of animals," she said.

Rajt says November is the earliest that PETA could receive approval for the site. Critics say that by resorting to pornography, PETA is alienating itself from a large swath of the population that might otherwise be sympathetic to its cause.

"I just don't want to understand why they want to offend people who would potentially support at least part of their cause. There have got to be other ways to draw attention to their cause," said Robert Peters, general counsel for the New York-based anti-pornography group Morality in Media. "Metaphorically speaking, they're getting in bed with hard core pornographers to prevent cruelty to animals. That borders on insanity."

 

Amish Steal Hair

 

Public masturbator on the loose in Seattle

 

in bigger seattle news, totally uncool guy DID NOT TIP waitress, like for real

 

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/11338004/couple-discover-brother-sister/

 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10767585

 

I got sprung.

 

Let me ?run through [your] dumb mistakes:? teen burglar?s ?apology? letter to victims


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The cats are rising. 2012!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8403260/falling-cat-leaves-woman-badly-hurt

 

Another sign of the impending apocalypse.

 

Marky Mark would've prevented 9/11 with his nunchuck skills.

http://www.optuszoo.com.au/news/top/news-com-au/mark-wahlberg-i-could-have-prevented-9-11/567789