Phx PFF Kids Quotables

I feel your pain. As much as it was cool seeing Luke and the others on the Muppets, the utter cheesiness was almost embarrassing.

 

my twin and his friend told my little nephew one day to call everyone a poo flinger. yes as in fecal throwing. he never did it though. we thought nothing of it til one day when his mother made him mad and he shot her a dirty look, pointed right at her and told her, You a poo flinger!

 

And she turned around and smacked one of you up the back of the head right?

 

no. everyone was laughing, and she stormed off having a fit. he still only calls her that. alhtough he gets in trouble for it, he still does it.

 

WHEN THEOLOGY GOES WRONG

My friend had Christy today and they were driving up towards the mountains. Christy exclaimed:

"Wow! Look at the mountains! Isn't it wonderful? God made them!"

My friend's 3 year old responded:

"No, Kissy (that what's she calls her), I made them!"

 

Choadling to Choad while minimarnew is standing behind Choad laughing:

Why is your butt laughing?

And he's tickling it while it laughs.

Man has just discovered childbirth.

He has little hands!



Choad: I caught the minimarnew!

 

ChoadsGirl:

It's JungleChoad!

Choad:

Choad, choad, choad of the jungle! (sung to George of the Jungle)

Choadling: The energizer minimarnew!

 

Out of the mouth of the minimarnew:

Christy: Grammie! There's great news! Mommy's not banned anymore!

 

So Lil Kristie (not to be confused with Kre) and Jada are here for this past weekend

I walk into the nursery cause Kristie has gotten very quiet and is suppose to be getting dressed. (jada is having back and neck spasams so is enjoying vicadin on the couch) All I see is a lump under the blanket on the bottom bunk, looks like she's setting up indian style.

Me: Kristie, what are you doing....

Kristie: Camping... Then she throws the blanket off of her to reveal she's wearing her birthday suit and an impish grin.

Me: Turns around and walks out shaking head ... yep, like mother like daughter....




The power of Vicadin

Jada Out of the blue: What do I have to do around here to get me some kilt?

 

get me one...and I'll wear it.

 

get me one...and I'll wear it.

J_Sat: You are my kind of guy!

 

I'll do just about anything to please a lady.




Call me a hopeless romantic.




NOT.




Gentleman is much better.

 

Um . . . considering my RL name . . . how could you be "Hopeless"

 

Do I have to answer that?


Since it is not even your first name.

 

I can't help it if my family is weird. I didn't adopt them you know.