Oregon Popcorn Story! (is that interesting enough?)

Without warning, Brook sprung to life. He ran as fast as he could, grabbed Vengeance, and pulled him away as Britney's giant foot came crashing down.

Brook 2: "What the? You're supposed to be in your own world."
Brook: "Reality check, Brook 2. This is my world. The world of the Oregon FanForce, and we're gonna take it back."

The Oregon FanForce team stood together, ready to take on Brook 2 and Super Britney.

 

Larena slowly walked up to Britany, " I didn't want it to come to this, we are keepers of the peace. But now we must defend."

Larena Jade pulled out her lightsaber, revieling a dark purple blade. Now Britany was in trouble.Luke Skywalker, being her brother-in-law had been her training master for 13 years and she was very advanced.
Larena quickly backflipped into the shadows and disappeared. Leaving the big airheaded monster very confused...

 

Brook 2: "Nevermind her Britney! There's only enough room in this world for one Brook. And that's me!"

Brook: "I will not allow you to destroy this world! I will stop you!"

Brook 2: "What are you going to do? Ask me nicely? Britney! Nevermind Larena. Get Brook!"

 

Crash steps to the side of Brook. He ignites his own saber.

Crash: "Corrections, WE will stop you!"

Britney: "Ha, your pitiful band will never stop me."

Crash gives a little smile, turns, and whistles: "Yo pickles, you still want Britney? Well here she is!"

The Giant Pickles come a-running.

Britney: "NOOOOOO!!"




(Crash never forgets a story line)

 

Suddenly Larena jumped out of the shadows and peirced Britany's eyes with her saber, leaving her blind as a bat. Now the giant pickles enclosed...

 

Brook 2: "Ha! Britney is no mortal."

Britney's eyes healed, and she swatted the pickles down, then ate them all.

Brook: "That's it!"

Brook charged Brook 2, but Brook 2 blasted Brook back with lightning. Suddenly, Britney picked Brook up in her hand.

Brook: "If I must die, I'll take you with me!"

Brook pulled out a small device and hit a switch. A large green light blasted, and Brook and Britney had vanished.

Brook 2: "Britney may be gone, but you'll still have to beat me!"

 

Brook 2 stood about 20 feet in front of Crash. He took his light saber, the light shone bright. Brook 2 started waving the saber around in an impressive display of his ability. Brook 2 stopped, smiled, and with his left hand he waved Crash over to meet him in battle.

Crash pulled his blaster and shot Brook 2.

Crash: ?I know that wasn?t the way of the Jedi, but hay, I?m not really a Jedi anyway.?

 

Brook 2 fell to the ground. With all his strength he stood. The blaster had burned his stomach. He clutched it as he advanced on crashdown.

Brook 2: "THIS IS MY WORLD!!! MY WORLD!!!"

 

It was a direct hit to the stomach. Crash saw Brook 2 fall. Then suddenly Brook 2 got back up to his feet and started advancing toward Crash. Crash looked at Brook 2, then down to his smoking blaster in his hand, then back up to Brook 2.

Brook 2: "THIS IS MY WORLD!!! MY WORLD!!!"

Crash: " "

 

After fiddling around with the malfunctioning lightsaber for a while, Ash finally gets it to work and uses it to split Brook 2 in two from top to tail.

Ash: "Two words. 'duck tape'."

 

Crash: "What are you doing Ash? Brook 2 is a clone. You just made another Brook."

Crash looked at the Brook halves and saw the cut sides start to regenerate.

Crash: "We got to do something before Brook 2 and Brook 3 fully regenerate."

 

Brook 2 and 3 were beginning to resemble a full human each. They finally came back in form.

Brook 2: "Ha! Your weapons are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

Brook 3: "Ha Ha. Yes, now there are two of us, and you will never stop us!"

Suddenly Brook re-appeared.

Brook: "That was strange..."

 

Crash: "OK, I think you guys really need nametags."

 

Brook charged Brook 2 and 3, tackling them. The three of them rolled out of sight and out of the room. They could be heard fighting in the next room. Suddenly it was quiet. Brook came back out.

Brook: "Relax guys, it's me."

 

Vengeance stands still and watches as the spiel unfolds, and scratches his head, looking around the forest or wherever it was.

Vengeance: "So uh... anyone know where my sleeping bag is?"

Just as he finished his sentence, Brook 2 come flipping out of a gopher hole and landed on his pinky, then pinkysprung to his feet and ignited a seven-bladed lightsabre of doom, each sabre glowing a different colour of evil.

Vengeance: "Well... can honestly say I didn't expect that!"

 

OOOHHH, Pretty !!!

 

Brook 2: "Jesus mother ******* Christ!"

 

Well THAT was NOT Pretty, and next time I hear talk like that again, I'm out of here !!!

 

Brook 3: "B**** mother ****** holy ****."

 

Suddenly the Curse Word Knights of South Park showed up and cut off Brook 3's head.

Brook: "Well that takes care of one problem."

Brook 3' body grew a head, and his head grew a body.

Brook 4 stood next to Brook 3.

Brook: "****."