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Tracey Hickman on writing collaboratively--

TH: Well, I do the adjectives...and the adverbs. We vote on the verbs.
Mod: How do you break a tie?
TH: Oh, we're gaming people, we role a dice.

 

Friend's four-year-old daughter during wii tennis: "30-love. I'm dirty. You're love."

 

Me: If I could go anywhere in the world, I would visit the UK.
Short Pause.
My Manager, Mike: Why would you want to go to Russia?

 

My Father: I shall teach you the ways of sandwhich making...
Myself: Yes, Obi-Wan.

 

Supervisor at work: I don't have a computer at my house, I just have a Mac.

 

Me: Have you watched NCIS lately?
Friend: Not lately.
Me: Ziva went back to Israel and is a prisoner of war in Somalia.
Katey: No, she's in North Africa.
Us: ...
Katey: That is in...Yeah, my geography just went kablooey.

 

Spiritofeowyn at dinner (while eating chicken tandoori): We have the most INTERESTING dinner conversations. Murder, genocide, genocide...which is interesting given what my dinner looks like...

 

Tonight during choir practice...

Me: Okay, for the new men here, which of you are tenors and which of you are you basses?
Choir member: I sing both. I could be bi.
::Stunned silence from one female choir director and a roomful of men.::
Choir member: Bass! I'll sing bass.

 

So, last night, we were watching V for Vendetta (for the 5th of November, remember?) and at one point, V staggers along a subway wall, leaving a blood smear. Kateydidnt and I said the following, respectively:

"Oooooh, BEAUTIFUL! Uh...not, the right sentiment, perhaps."
"I knew you were my friend for a reason."

 

From a road trip, Kateydidnt: ARGH! MY DRESS KEEPS FALLING OFF!

(It was on a hanger in the back of the car.)