SW Bumper Stickers

I do not know if this has been done before, but I thought it might be fun...

If speeders in the SW universe had bumper stickers, what would they say?

 

In case of Jedi Purge this speeder will be unmanned.

 

I brake for Jedi.

 

"My kid achieves at the Imperial Academy"

"My kid achieves at the Jedi Academy"

 

on a space ship:

"I break for mynocks"

on a speeder:

"My other speeder is an X-Wing"

 

On the "Vengeance Bumper Stickers" line (bumper stickers for other people's cars):

"I hate Stormies"
"I'm not driving drunk, I'm just Rodian"
"Hutts can kiss my ass"
"I have the body of a princess of Alderaan and it's in my trunk"

 

"If you can read this bumper sticker, you've fallen out of Hyperspace."

 

Wes's: Chaos! Mayhem! Panic! My work here is done.

(An actual bumper sticker I saw)

 

1% Jedi 99% Vader

 

I stop for ewoks.

 

Anakin's Podracer: If you can read this, I'm not flying fast enough.

 

Wes's speeder: Places to go; people to annoy.

(my son's t-shirt)

 

If Wes ever got married: Marriage is finding that one special person... That you can ANNOY for the rest of your life! (Another sticker at the same place. )

 

Jedis Do It with the Force
Pilots Make Better Lovers

Yoda-"Size Matters Not"

 

"Female pilots do it with joysticks."

"OPPM sucks."

 

My son beat up your Jedi.

 

I brake Jedi

 

"I'm a pround parent of a Dark Lord of the Sith"

 

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes!"

"Warning: this speeder belongs to a Sith lord. Cut off at own peril"

"If you can read this, then you can see better than a stormtrooper"

 

"You can have my blaster, when you pry it from my cold dead tenticles!"