Amph The catch-all Coen Brothers quot-a-thon.

Y'know, for kids.

 

"I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars."

 

"Man in the black pyjamas, dude. Worthy ****ing adversary."
"Who's wearing pyjamas?"
"Shut the **** up, Donny."

 

Larry, it's going to be fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

 

I have a drinking problem? **** you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Compared to you we all have a drinking problem!

 

And proud we are of all of them.

 

He fixes the cable?

 

"Mike Yanagita! Remember me?"

 

Not unless round is funny.

 

I'm walkin' in here on my knees, Ed. A free man proposin'. Howdy Kurt.

 

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

 

I'm a Dapper Dan man!

 

Always put one in the brain!

 

Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of **** in his hands and he says: "Look what I almost stepped in"?

 

God damn it, we're in a tight spot!

 

That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser!

 

Did he ever tell you about the goy's teeth?

 

Shut the **** up Donny.

 

But...but you're a Muncie girl.

 

You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...
[cycles the mechanism]

 

Call it.

 

I saw this in a gentleman's magazine...I thought, I'm a hobbyist...I could do that...

 

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.