The Hound's Head Casino

Welcome to the UK's newest commercial establishment. Here at The Hound's Head Casino, we value customer happiness and satisfaction. In other words, if ya' don't like the service... blame Az. No, just kidding. Anyway, the entire casino is equipped with every gambling game imaginable. Craps, Blackjack, Poker, Slot machines, etc. We also have a bar with a bartender willing to listen to all your problems. So go ahead, take a load off, spend a little cash, have a drink, and converse with your fellow gambler.

 

//tries slot machines for half an hour

//doesnt win anything

//kicks slot machine

//money pours out of hole kicked in slot machine

//whistles nochantly while picking up the money

//walks out quickly

 

//Noc sends her tall, muscular henchmen after Garrett. They beat the snot out of him and drag him to the spacious second floor office.

 

uh oh

 

//Noc proceeds to throwing Garrett out the wide window overlooking the entire casino. He spectacularly smashes through the glass and lands below on a craps table.

 

//looks at craps table

i'll have £15 on the next game thanks

 

//looks around

Certainly is a load of craps...

//hides from Noc behind a rubber plant

 

@ Az

 

//goes to play with one armed bandit.

//bandit hits Az and runs away

 

@ Az

//Sits down at bar and orders drink, evilly scheming.

 

//pretends to be Danny Ocean

 

//Looks at Az pretending to be Danny Ocean.

Thank God I decided not to open a "club".

 

//preens self in mirrors

 

//Meanwhile, Noc sneaks into a corner and goes through the door, finding an observation room and the window that doubles as a mirror. Watches Az picking the food out of his teeth.

 

//Az carefully picks the bits of broccoli out from his teeth and fliks them into Noc's drink, as he has been doing for the past 30 mins...

 

Bartender! New drink, please!

 

(note clean shiny teeth)

 

//Obtains a new martini.

Anybody up for a game of...

Go fish?

 

Magnetic fishing...?

If so... I'm in...

I have good bait.

 

First one to get the most fishes gets fifty pounds from the loser.

//Hovers over game board and looks Az at with a competitive look on her face.

Ready...set...GO!

 

//unveils custom rod with an extra large comedy magnet on it.

//Custom rod scoops up every single fish in the box.

 

//Tosses a fifty pound note at Az and crawls under a table, crying.



No fair!

 

//wins on craps

 

//buys drinks for the three punters...

 

//tries to play roulette