Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

Jabba: Got in trouble for conspiring with ENRON.

 

Corran: His height isn't the only thing short about him.

Mirax: Private credo: less is better

Salacious Crumb: You don't want to know what his real job for Jabba was...

Qui-Gon: read somewhere that long hair was equated with virility...went to his death still wondering why he never could pick up any chics...

Anakin: Real reason for going to the dark side - realization of Padme's various
deceptions...

Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

Leaders of the Rebel Alliance: It wasn't them, but rather 2-1B who was the real mastermind behind the war effort.

 

Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

so hard that I .



Iella- thinks sex was better with hubby #1

 

Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

 

Isard: Brainwashing of prisonere involved a lot more than just flying sims . . .

OPPM????!!

 

Iella: Is really a better pilot than Wedge, just doesn't fly so as not to destroy Wedge's ego.
Shalla: Likes being tied down for only one thing...
Face: Draws his inspiration from the Marx Brothers

 

Jag: Is really after Jacen, he hangs out with Jaina 'cause she's the next best thing...


Tarc: Anakin in disguise.

3po: Can only speak two langues, he fakes the rest.

Jaina: Really does love her mother, she just wants to keep up her B***hy rep.

Tenal Ka and Jacen: Did something aside from talk on the world ship...

Zekk: Did something naughty on graduation night with Jaina... Next day he left her for Anja.

Jaina: Ran away from home three months after graduation, and didn't come back for six months...

 

Son...

 

Of...

 

The...

 

SITH!

Quadruple post! The bastage boards didn't work!

 

Maybe it'll work now...

Jacen: Vergere didn't just put him through the Embrace of Pain to teach him about the True Gods and the True Way...

Vergere: Likes S&M

 

Must post funny.............

Jaina: Only with Jag because he looks like a certain actor from "The Matrix".

 

Callista: Only used Luke to get to her true love-C-3PO.

Technically EU but couldn't help myself.

Super battle droid: Was really a dentists chair.

 

Jaina: Only with Jag because he looks like a certain actor from "The Matrix".

Laurence Fishburne?

 

Darth Vader: Had major complexion problems

Wes: Was serious, once

Chewbacca: Had flees

Anakin Solo: Did not really die; just could not stand being around Jaina anymore

 

On that note......
Jaina: Want's Jag to shave his head and get a really dark tan so he can look more like a certain actor from "The Matrix"

 

Jag: His scar is fake. Thinks that chicks dig scars and applies a latex prosthetic and colores a patch of his hair white.

 

Anakin: Only likes Tahiri because he has a strange foot fetish.

 

Jaina: Dinged the Falcon while on a joy ride and didn't say anything to Han hoping he wouldn't notice.

 

Jag: Was told by the boy at boarding school that the white streak was only temporary and that it was his fault that he didnt swallow

 

Jag: Is like a Ken doll with the fact that they both have no - !!!

 

Anakin: Only likes Tahiri because he has a strange foot fetish.

Great!

 

Luke: Idolises Austin Powers. Whistles the Austin Powers theme at work and goes around saying "Yeah, baby" to all the women.

Face and Janson: Get all their ideas from Monty Python and Fawlty Towers

Phanan: Was an Imp spy. Had fake prosthetics to sneak into Coruscant, and joined the Wraiths and couldn't take them off.