TPM Line By Line

Padme: Congratulations on your election, Chancellor.

 

Palpatine: Your boldness has saved our people, Your Majesty, it is you who should be congratulated. Together, we shall bring peace and prosperity to the Republic.

 

Yoda: Confer on you the level of Jedi Knight the council does. But agree with taking this boy as your Padawan learner I do not.

 

Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon believed in him.

 

Yoda: The Chosen one the boy may be, nevertheless grave danger I fear in his training.

 

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin.

 

Yoda: Hmph, Qui-Gons defiance I sence in you, need that you do not. Agree with you the council does, your apprentice Skywalker will be. Hmmm.

 

Nope.

Yoda: Eh!

 

Obi-Wan: Withought the approval of the council if I must.

 

Yoda: Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you. Need that you do not. Agree with you the Council does. Your apprentice, Skywalker, will be.

 

Anakin: What will happen to me now?

 

Obi-Wan: The Council has granted me permission to train you. You will be a Jedi, I promise.

 

Wrong line.

Mace: There's no doubt the mysterious warrior was a Sith.

 

Yoda: Hmmm. Always two there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice.

 

Mace: But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

 

Boss Nass: Peace! (now right?)

 

Jar Jar: Yahoo!